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Im literally going bald/im going diabetic 

Something you say when youre not happy about something or if youre annoyed
*dude kills you in fortnite*
You : dude Im literally going bald and diabteic rn!!

Im literally going bald/im going diabetic

Im litterally gonna kms i hate myself so much and i just want it to all end, anyways im secretly adolf hitler 

person one: Im litterally gonna kms i hate myself so much and i just want it to all end, anyways im secretly adolf hitler

person two: wait your secretly who?

im a little teapot 

the act of having sex with a woman in the inclined position then after you fill her up with your spout, you tip her over and everything runs out
lindsay and i tried the im a little teapot just like the rhyme and jizz got everywhere
im a little teapot by The king Friday September 7, 2013

I’m on Diwo lit 

Being in a state of yearning for a latina baddie, hhc vape and empanada.
bro: “Why you yearning for latina baddie, hhc vape and empanada?”
bro 2: “I’M ON DIWO LIT”
I’m on Diwo lit by bigbrun0 August 12, 2024

Im fine, just a little tired. 

Roughly translates to, "Push me off a roof and make it look like an accident."
"Hey are you ok?"
"Im fine, just a little tired."
(They really mean, push me off a roof and make it look like an accident.)

I'm a thot get me lit 

A description of someone who is either a "slut" or someone who rides with anything ,the phrase was brought to life by the late drill king , Pop smoke
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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