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Something that is utter bullshit. Obvious lies and exaggerations are considered ilos.
Dude 1: "I lost 25 pounds this month and all I did was jerk off!"
Dude 2: "Man that's a shit ton of ilos."
Ilos by NoYouMan May 9, 2017
Words you can keep

@ilostmyblade 

a girl with epic taste in music 💯
@ilostmyblade by HeyEmoBoy November 15, 2021

ilostmyclan 

The most biggest and famous cracked.to/cracked.io clan made by ILostmyDoven.
They all use the same sentence at the beginning of their username: ilostmyclan
Strong and big family. That's what it's all about.

Members so far:

@ILostmyDL4d
@ILostmyNFT
@ILostmyStrk
@ILostmyXan
@ILostmyName
@ILostMySnow
@ILostMyJay
@iLostMySoul
@ILostMyAim
@ILostMyMind
@ILostMy1Ahr

Defintion made by: BillalAi
A: Have you seen that ilostmyclan on cracked.to?
B: Yeah i heard about them they are all cool asf.
ilostmyclan by ILostMyDick March 21, 2022
someone who is gay
he is kinda iloss
Iloss by urmomisfat3 September 22, 2020
A person who lives on a peninsula with great knowledge of flowers.
Dude, have you seen the new girl? I heard she's an ilosuis, that's so weird.

My bro, you're an ilosuis. We literally all live in the same town.

Ilospher 

An idiot who studies intellectual disciplines only to show off, not to understand
He quoted 5 philosophers just to win an argument. Total ilospher.
Ilospher by Shrey lalotra June 25, 2025
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