4 definitions by NoYouMan
You need these to prove an accusation to be true. Proofs must be physical, and witnesses are NOT proofs.
Dude 1: "Your breath smells so bad! Brush your teeth!"
Dude 2: "My breath smells great, you have no proofs!"
Dude 1: "Literally everyone can smell your bad breath! There are so many witnesses."
Dude 2: "UM, WITNESSES ARE NOT PROOFS!"
Dude 2: "My breath smells great, you have no proofs!"
Dude 1: "Literally everyone can smell your bad breath! There are so many witnesses."
Dude 2: "UM, WITNESSES ARE NOT PROOFS!"
by NoYouMan May 11, 2017
Dude 1: "I lost 25 pounds this month and all I did was jerk off!"
Dude 2: "Man that's a shit ton of ilos."
Dude 2: "Man that's a shit ton of ilos."
by NoYouMan May 10, 2017
It's like a chao from the sonic adventure games, but instead of its blue onion shaped head its head is actually an onion.
These chao' smell very bad, just like an onion.
Used as an insult for smelly people, but primarily used for people who have bad breath.
These chao' smell very bad, just like an onion.
Used as an insult for smelly people, but primarily used for people who have bad breath.
Dude 1: "Every time you open your mouth it smells like 28 animals shit and died inside it. You've actually become a stink chao."
Dude 2: *Covers mouth* "Don't call me a stink chao, those aren't even real!"
Dude 2: *Covers mouth* "Don't call me a stink chao, those aren't even real!"
by NoYouMan May 11, 2017
This person denounces everything out of the ordinary as being photo shopped. To them, nothing is real and everything is fake. They're the type of person who believe the moon landing was faked.
Dude 1: "Hey man, I saw you got the shit kicked out of you by Chad at the frat party yesterday."
Dude 2: "Proof?"
Dude 1: *Shows picture of dude 2 laying on the floor and getting stomped on by Chad*
Dude 2: "That's photoshop! That never happened!"
Dude1: "Suuuuure it was dude, seems like you're full of ilos to me... You know that story about the boy who cried wolf? You're the boy who cried photoshop!"
Dude 2: "Proof?"
Dude 1: *Shows picture of dude 2 laying on the floor and getting stomped on by Chad*
Dude 2: "That's photoshop! That never happened!"
Dude1: "Suuuuure it was dude, seems like you're full of ilos to me... You know that story about the boy who cried wolf? You're the boy who cried photoshop!"
by NoYouMan May 11, 2017