A person who can’t speak and read who commonly replies with “WHAT?” who you personally despise with a burning passion who has commonly said “I’m so depressed!” And they are extremely sad because they have no friends (although they may think your their friend) they have not been diagnosed with depression but constantly say this on group chats that you are stuck in with them.You most likely don’t have their number but they do. You constantly what to kick them in the Shins and permanently disable them.
A rare Insult that hurts like REALLY hurts.
A rare Insult that hurts like REALLY hurts.
by 69420ha get it? January 24, 2020
Get the Dyslexic Illiterate sack of sadness mug.When someone is told to get a specific item at the store and they come back with something totally wrong/different/random.
Or, when one cannot find a very simple and/or easily displayed item at the grocery store.
Or, when one cannot find a very simple and/or easily displayed item at the grocery store.
I asked Brian to get green chiles for my taco salad and the fool came back with hormel chili in a can, he is so grocery store illiterate.
"Excuse me, where are the candy bars?" -brian
"In the checkout line, where they always are. Are you grocery store illiterate or something?" -store employee
"Excuse me, where are the candy bars?" -brian
"In the checkout line, where they always are. Are you grocery store illiterate or something?" -store employee
by Caityj August 27, 2013
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• Grocery store illiterate
• Selfie-illiterate
• Spatially Illiterate
• Street illiterate
• Socio-culturally illiterate
• testing to see if my account name will show up if i post a definition to urban dictionary because my mom dosn't want me to use my real name and im to tech iliterate to make an alt acount
• Selective Illiteracy Syndrome
• illiterate
• Illiterate Bastards
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"lol guys look at this tiktok i found"
"holy shit is it humanly possible for you be any more spatially illiterate what the actual fuck is wrong with you"
"lol guys look at this tiktok i found"
"holy shit is it humanly possible for you be any more spatially illiterate what the actual fuck is wrong with you"
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Get the Spatially Illiterate mug.I'm not a machine-dependent brat. Neither am I Socio-culturally illiterate; I can read a book by Sarah Knight.
by Sexydimma March 13, 2026
Get the Socio-culturally illiterate mug.Selective Illiteracy Syndrome is a serious mental/moral impairment which afflicts individuals who disagree with something but do not examine the presented evidence in support of what they differ with -not because they can’t read- they habitually choose to NOT honestly read out of an irrational paralysing fear that those they disagree with just might be right!
Usually employed by contrarians, internet atheists, trolls and the lazy.
Usually employed by contrarians, internet atheists, trolls and the lazy.
C: You said you wanted proof for my position. Here is all the verifiable evidence that I could find.
A: You're still wrong!
C: How exactly?
A: ....um, reasons.
C: You never read it did you? And I suppose you never intend to either, simply because you don't WANT it to be true!. So...How long have you been suffering from Selective Illiteracy Syndrome?
A: You're still wrong!
C: How exactly?
A: ....um, reasons.
C: You never read it did you? And I suppose you never intend to either, simply because you don't WANT it to be true!. So...How long have you been suffering from Selective Illiteracy Syndrome?
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