Poor Ivanka Trump! She has the body of a woman but the head the size of a child. If this condition doesn't already have a name then let's call it the Ivanka Head Syndrome in her honor.

Ivanka Head Syndrome by beansforbreakfast July 14, 2019

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Ilana

This ancient Hebrew name has evolved to mean Perfect Woman. An Ilana is not only a warrior that never gives up, but probably the most beautiful person in the room. An Ilana mixes energy with raw sex appeal and becomes a magnet and fire simultaneously making everyone who meets her become better people. An Ilana makes everyone wish that one day they woke up next to her.

Person 1. I don't think I can do it.
*Ilana walks in*
Person 2. I can take over the world!

"I used to believe life was a chore and then I met Ilana!"

"I used to dream of One Day. Ilana made it happen."

Ilana by Runbabyrun7281 October 1, 2017

Ivankaposer

Someone who pretends to be something they are not, playing to an audience to try and get them to believe certain things about you especially when they aren't true

Joe told everyone on Facebook that it was gay pride month. He even said "I love my gay friends". Ivankaposer probably doesn't even have gay friends.

Ivankaposer by Bakerpolaris June 2, 2017

Ilana

Ilana is an absolutely AMAZING person. Smarter than Albert Einstein, kinder than Keanu Reeves, Prettier than Megan Fox, Ilana takes all the prizes home. She has a surplus of friends, always gets good grades, and genuinely enjoys her life.

Person: Damn, I wish I was Ilana!

Person 2: I know! She’s so amazing.

Ilana by unevensquash November 16, 2021

Ivanka Trump

At risk of being fucked by her dad

Ivanka Trump has a great body, if she wasn't my daughter I'd probably date her

Ivanka Trump by HarbingerOfFun June 19, 2016

ilana

the literal sexiest chad ever to exist . i am a certified ilana simp . they make me feel so happy and loved and warm and safe and i don't know what i'd do without them

me: i'm feeling kinda sad
*ilana walks in*
me: *smiles and instantly feels better*

ilana by itskaibitches May 9, 2021

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026