ilanka

Goddess of the stars

The goddess of the stars is called ilanka

by [e-mail] October 18, 2017

Ivanka Head Syndrome

While your body grows taller and bigger from childhood on your head remains the size of a preteen.

Poor Ivanka Trump! She has the body of a woman but the head the size of a child. If this condition doesn't already have a name then let's call it the Ivanka Head Syndrome in her honor.

by beansforbreakfast July 14, 2019

Ilana

This ancient Hebrew name has evolved to mean Perfect Woman. An Ilana is not only a warrior that never gives up, but probably the most beautiful person in the room. An Ilana mixes energy with raw sex appeal and becomes a magnet and fire simultaneously making everyone who meets her become better people. An Ilana makes everyone wish that one day they woke up next to her.

Person 1. I don't think I can do it.
*Ilana walks in*
Person 2. I can take over the world!

"I used to believe life was a chore and then I met Ilana!"

"I used to dream of One Day. Ilana made it happen."

by Runbabyrun7281 October 1, 2017

Ivankaposer

Someone who pretends to be something they are not, playing to an audience to try and get them to believe certain things about you especially when they aren't true

Joe told everyone on Facebook that it was gay pride month. He even said "I love my gay friends". Ivankaposer probably doesn't even have gay friends.

by Bakerpolaris June 2, 2017

Ilana

Ilana is an absolutely AMAZING person. Smarter than Albert Einstein, kinder than Keanu Reeves, Prettier than Megan Fox, Ilana takes all the prizes home. She has a surplus of friends, always gets good grades, and genuinely enjoys her life.

Person: Damn, I wish I was Ilana!

Person 2: I know! She’s so amazing.

by unevensquash November 16, 2021

Ivanka Trump

At risk of being fucked by her dad

Ivanka Trump has a great body, if she wasn't my daughter I'd probably date her

by HarbingerOfFun June 19, 2016

ilana

the literal sexiest chad ever to exist . i am a certified ilana simp . they make me feel so happy and loved and warm and safe and i don't know what i'd do without them

me: i'm feeling kinda sad
*ilana walks in*
me: *smiles and instantly feels better*

by itskaibitches May 9, 2021