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my parents never let me doing anything, ihmfl so much right now.

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IFHML

An acronym meaning "I fucking hate my life". Used to express extreme frustration. Commonly used by students in the International Baccalaureate program to express frustration at not sleeping due to ungodly amounts of homework.

Nicole: "We have to colormark a book, outline the history of the western hemisphere, do a bio lab, study for an anatomy test....and I don't have enough money for my drugs."
Lakshmi: OMG same!
Nicole: IFHML!
Laskhmi: me too

IFHML by n-dogg December 9, 2008

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IFHML

An acronym meaning "I fucking hate my life". Used to express extreme frustration. Commonly used by students in the International Baccalaureate program to express frustration at not sleeping due to ungodly amounts of homework.

Nicole: "We have to colormark a book, outline the history of the western hemisphere, do a bio lab, study for an anatomy test....and I don't have enough money for my drugs."
Lakshmi: OMG same!
Nicole: IFHML!
Laskhmi: me too

IFHML by n-dogg January 27, 2007

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Ihmfl

I hate my fucking life

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Me:ihmfl(i hate my fucking life)
Friend:yh i get u 2

Ihmfl by Savy_Qxeen💚💛💜💙 January 21, 2019

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IFMFAO

IFMFAO is short form for "I froze my f**king azz off"

While waiting for you....IFMFAO!

IFMFAO by MyWay2Fortune December 13, 2012

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IFHTF!

Stands for "I fucking hate this fucker/faggot!" Used to express one's hatred of an AP United States History teacher who rejoices in working his students to death by assigning them a fuckload of stupid, unnecessary homework every single fucking day, despite the fact that his students already have fucktons of homework from other AP classes. Also, IFHTF can be used to express one's hatred of a teacher who repeatedly insults one's intelligence and who never grades assignments on time.

Student: Mr. Marquina, why do you give so much fucking homework? Aren't you just a temporary substitute?
Teacher: (Trollface)

Student: Mr. Smith, why do you assume that I'm a dumbass who doesn't know shit about the Cold War?
Teacher: (Arrogant trollface)

Student: Mr. Cockblocker, why do you give us so much homework but never grade the assignments?
Teacher: (in arrogant surfer accent) I'm busy. My girlfriend ... this ... that ... motorcycle ... fun ... beach ... leisure time ... you know.
Student: (head explodes)

All 3 students: IFHTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IFHTF! by BURNOUT1776 September 7, 2013

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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