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Acronym for: I Fucking Hate Monday(s)

IFHM represents general dislike for Monday(s).
"Dude this past weekend was awesome. I feel so haggard, IFHM"

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IFHM by Steventon May 3, 2010
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Opposite of TGIF. "I f***in hate Mondays"
MK:I can't wait for the weekend and it's only monday! IFHM!!!
IFHM by MKluvsu February 11, 2010
An acronym meaning "I fucking hate my life". Used to express extreme frustration. Commonly used by students in the International Baccalaureate program to express frustration at not sleeping due to ungodly amounts of homework.
Nicole: "We have to colormark a book, outline the history of the western hemisphere, do a bio lab, study for an anatomy test....and I don't have enough money for my drugs."
Lakshmi: OMG same!
Nicole: IFHML!
Laskhmi: me too
IFHML by n-dogg December 9, 2008
An acronym meaning "I fucking hate my life". Used to express extreme frustration. Commonly used by students in the International Baccalaureate program to express frustration at not sleeping due to ungodly amounts of homework.
Nicole: "We have to colormark a book, outline the history of the western hemisphere, do a bio lab, study for an anatomy test....and I don't have enough money for my drugs."
Lakshmi: OMG same!
Nicole: IFHML!
Laskhmi: me too
IFHML by n-dogg January 27, 2007
I effin hate my life
Man, nothing seems to be going right lately, ifhml
ifhml by ladaho July 13, 2009
What happens when you hit the keyboard really hard with your face but only manage to break your nose.
*ifhmj*
Person 1: Why is so your face messed up?
Person 2: I fucking hate my job, so I smashed my keyboard on my face.
ifhmj by Alpaca Cray Cray May 17, 2017
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