IFHM

Acronym for: I Fucking Hate Monday(s)

IFHM represents general dislike for Monday(s).

"Dude this past weekend was awesome. I feel so haggard, IFHM"

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IFHM by Steventon May 3, 2010

IFHM

Opposite of TGIF. "I f***in hate Mondays"

MK:I can't wait for the weekend and it's only monday! IFHM!!!

IFHM by MKluvsu February 11, 2010

IFHML

An acronym meaning "I fucking hate my life". Used to express extreme frustration. Commonly used by students in the International Baccalaureate program to express frustration at not sleeping due to ungodly amounts of homework.

Nicole: "We have to colormark a book, outline the history of the western hemisphere, do a bio lab, study for an anatomy test....and I don't have enough money for my drugs."
Lakshmi: OMG same!
Nicole: IFHML!
Laskhmi: me too

IFHML by n-dogg December 9, 2008

IFHML

An acronym meaning "I fucking hate my life". Used to express extreme frustration. Commonly used by students in the International Baccalaureate program to express frustration at not sleeping due to ungodly amounts of homework.

Nicole: "We have to colormark a book, outline the history of the western hemisphere, do a bio lab, study for an anatomy test....and I don't have enough money for my drugs."
Lakshmi: OMG same!
Nicole: IFHML!
Laskhmi: me too

IFHML by n-dogg January 27, 2007

ifhml

I effin hate my life

Man, nothing seems to be going right lately, ifhml

ifhml by ladaho July 13, 2009

ifhmj

What happens when you hit the keyboard really hard with your face but only manage to break your nose.

*ifhmj*
Person 1: Why is so your face messed up?
Person 2: I fucking hate my job, so I smashed my keyboard on my face.

ifhmj by Alpaca Cray Cray May 17, 2017

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026