IFHM

Abbreviation for "I Fucking Hate Mondays" as used by Nick Swardson's youtube video.

" TGIF!? stupid ass its Monday. It's IFHM! "

by rasc013 July 3, 2008

IFHM

Acronym for: I Fucking Hate Monday(s)

IFHM represents general dislike for Monday(s).

"Dude this past weekend was awesome. I feel so haggard, IFHM"

Social networking: IFHM

Text: IFHM

by Steventon May 3, 2010

IFHM

Opposite of TGIF. "I f***in hate Mondays"

MK:I can't wait for the weekend and it's only monday! IFHM!!!

by MKluvsu February 11, 2010

IFHML

An acronym meaning "I fucking hate my life". Used to express extreme frustration. Commonly used by students in the International Baccalaureate program to express frustration at not sleeping due to ungodly amounts of homework.

Nicole: "We have to colormark a book, outline the history of the western hemisphere, do a bio lab, study for an anatomy test....and I don't have enough money for my drugs."
Lakshmi: OMG same!
Nicole: IFHML!
Laskhmi: me too

by n-dogg December 9, 2008

IFHML

An acronym meaning "I fucking hate my life". Used to express extreme frustration. Commonly used by students in the International Baccalaureate program to express frustration at not sleeping due to ungodly amounts of homework.

Nicole: "We have to colormark a book, outline the history of the western hemisphere, do a bio lab, study for an anatomy test....and I don't have enough money for my drugs."
Lakshmi: OMG same!
Nicole: IFHML!
Laskhmi: me too

by n-dogg January 27, 2007

ifhml

I effin hate my life

Man, nothing seems to be going right lately, ifhml

by ladaho July 13, 2009

ifhmj

What happens when you hit the keyboard really hard with your face but only manage to break your nose.

*ifhmj*
Person 1: Why is so your face messed up?
Person 2: I fucking hate my job, so I smashed my keyboard on my face.

by Alpaca Cray Cray May 17, 2017