ifhmj

What happens when you hit the keyboard really hard with your face but only manage to break your nose.

*ifhmj*
Person 1: Why is so your face messed up?
Person 2: I fucking hate my job, so I smashed my keyboard on my face.

by Alpaca Cray Cray May 17, 2017

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IFHML

An acronym meaning "I fucking hate my life". Used to express extreme frustration. Commonly used by students in the International Baccalaureate program to express frustration at not sleeping due to ungodly amounts of homework.

Nicole: "We have to colormark a book, outline the history of the western hemisphere, do a bio lab, study for an anatomy test....and I don't have enough money for my drugs."
Lakshmi: OMG same!
Nicole: IFHML!
Laskhmi: me too

by n-dogg December 9, 2008

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IFHML

An acronym meaning "I fucking hate my life". Used to express extreme frustration. Commonly used by students in the International Baccalaureate program to express frustration at not sleeping due to ungodly amounts of homework.

Nicole: "We have to colormark a book, outline the history of the western hemisphere, do a bio lab, study for an anatomy test....and I don't have enough money for my drugs."
Lakshmi: OMG same!
Nicole: IFHML!
Laskhmi: me too

by n-dogg January 27, 2007

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I effin hate my life

Man, nothing seems to be going right lately, ifhml

by ladaho July 13, 2009

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IHMJ

Acronym of "I Hate My Job", used to describe the loathsome discomfort of occasional job stress. "IHMJ" is used covertly among colleagues when the presence of big brother is probable.

Knowing that the walls were thin like tissue paper and her conversations would be overheard, she picked up the phone and dialed her co-worker and said, "IHMJ."

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it April 26, 2006

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