ifhmj 

What happens when you hit the keyboard really hard with your face but only manage to break your nose.

*ifhmj*
Person 1: Why is so your face messed up?
Person 2: I fucking hate my job, so I smashed my keyboard on my face.

ifhmj by Alpaca Cray Cray May 17, 2017

IFHML 

An acronym meaning "I fucking hate my life". Used to express extreme frustration. Commonly used by students in the International Baccalaureate program to express frustration at not sleeping due to ungodly amounts of homework.

Nicole: "We have to colormark a book, outline the history of the western hemisphere, do a bio lab, study for an anatomy test....and I don't have enough money for my drugs."
Lakshmi: OMG same!
Nicole: IFHML!
Laskhmi: me too

IFHML by n-dogg December 9, 2008

IFHML 

An acronym meaning "I fucking hate my life". Used to express extreme frustration. Commonly used by students in the International Baccalaureate program to express frustration at not sleeping due to ungodly amounts of homework.

Nicole: "We have to colormark a book, outline the history of the western hemisphere, do a bio lab, study for an anatomy test....and I don't have enough money for my drugs."
Lakshmi: OMG same!
Nicole: IFHML!
Laskhmi: me too

IFHML by n-dogg January 27, 2007

ifhml 

I effin hate my life

Man, nothing seems to be going right lately, ifhml

ifhml by ladaho July 13, 2009

IHMJ

Acronym of "I Hate My Job", used to describe the loathsome discomfort of occasional job stress. "IHMJ" is used covertly among colleagues when the presence of big brother is probable.

Knowing that the walls were thin like tissue paper and her conversations would be overheard, she picked up the phone and dialed her co-worker and said, "IHMJ."

IHMJ by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it April 26, 2006

IFHM 

Abbreviation for "I Fucking Hate Mondays" as used by Nick Swardson's youtube video.

" TGIF!? stupid ass its Monday. It's IFHM! "

IFHM by rasc013 July 3, 2008

IFHM 

Acronym for: I Fucking Hate Monday(s)

IFHM represents general dislike for Monday(s).

"Dude this past weekend was awesome. I feel so haggard, IFHM"

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IFHM by Steventon May 3, 2010