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Fanboys that will buy any iUseless products that Apple sells as long as Steve Jobs tells them that its the greatest thing ever invented. iFanboys are differentiated from regular consumers who sometimes like some of Apple's more useful products.
iFanboy: Holy shit I want that iPad!! Its the greatest Apple product since the iMicrowave.

His friend: Dude! Its just an oversized iPod Touch. It runs on the same OS as the iPhone and iPod Touch. It can't even multitask, watch 90% of online videos, or play browser games. It has no webcams, or can run a full Skype or messengers. Its an iFail.
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Someone who kisses Apples ass and buys all their products
Me: I'm going to wait in line for 2 days for the next iPhone

Friend : Dude your such a iFanboy
iFanboy by Sulzberger June 15, 2014
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008
Word of the Day on May 16, 2026