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idiotball 

football. no not good old real football (soccer) but damn american football.
"hey wanna play some football?" "hell no idiot, i don't wanna play idiotball, unless you mean soccer." "haha soccer?! that's a sissy sport!!" (at this time the soccer player calls his soccer friends to come help him kick the football players butt.)
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Idiot Ball 

Can be a figurative or literal ball that creates profound stupidity in the person with the misfortune of holding it.

It is often used by writers to fuel the episode of the week when they can no longer think of a worthwhile plot driver.
-A tell for this is when you scream at a character, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING? NO, STOP THAT!"

Any Actor that appears in an infomercial.

Can be thought of as a game of Hot Potato but with one's competence on the line.
Actor with the Idiot Ball:
"Too stupid to figure out how to use a blanket? Get a Snuggie!"

Villain with the Idiot Ball:
"Before I kill you Mr. Bond, I will tell you how to stop my plan for world domination."
Idiot Ball by Icterus September 12, 2011

Idiotically Enhanced 

One who is trained to be an idiot, by fellow idiot peers
Barb is idiotically enhanced from her friends
Idiotically Enhanced by WassabiChild November 20, 2016

idiotville 

When it seems you are inudated with people, comments, or questions that make no sense.
I went to the government office yesterday - it was Idiotville.
idiotville by Dannochrome November 8, 2007

Idiotelligence 

1. Someone who is extremely consumed in their own pursuits. When speaking to others about their intellectual, material, or spiritual pursuits and achievements; they are unaware that they are boring the hell out of their audience so they keep on talking about the subject.

2. Not being able to realize that one is boring their audience yet they continue to control the conversation about the same topic relentlessly.

3. Someone who does not realize that preaching to the unconvertable is fruitless. See Jehova's Witnesses.
That pirate wouldn't shut up about his computer programming for over a half and hour again. The guy is such an idiotelligent.

I had my Rob Zombie t-shirt on but the Jehova's Witness wouldn't let me shut the door. Do those people ever have a high level of idiotelligence.
Idiotelligence by Ian Fyffe September 10, 2005

idiot ball 

game in which males sit opposite each other with their legs spread some distance apart. in their underwear, they throw various objects at each other's junk. whoever cannot take the pain is the loser.
after a rousing game of idiot ball, ehren had trouble walking.
idiot ball by iho October 29, 2003

Idiotźalad

A contraction of idiot’s and salad. It is technically contracting a contraction therefore the z must be written as ź. This only works because the first letter of the noun is also an s.
Yes, I’m one hungry idiot. Could I get an idiotźalad on the rocks?
Idiotźalad by AlsoTwenty2 February 4, 2022
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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