idiotball 

football. no not good old real football (soccer) but damn american football.

"hey wanna play some football?" "hell no idiot, i don't wanna play idiotball, unless you mean soccer." "haha soccer?! that's a sissy sport!!" (at this time the soccer player calls his soccer friends to come help him kick the football players butt.)

idiotball by shoo-opp a doobie doobie March 22, 2009

Idiot Ball 

Can be a figurative or literal ball that creates profound stupidity in the person with the misfortune of holding it.

It is often used by writers to fuel the episode of the week when they can no longer think of a worthwhile plot driver.
-A tell for this is when you scream at a character, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING? NO, STOP THAT!"

Any Actor that appears in an infomercial.

Can be thought of as a game of Hot Potato but with one's competence on the line.

Actor with the Idiot Ball:
"Too stupid to figure out how to use a blanket? Get a Snuggie!"

Villain with the Idiot Ball:
"Before I kill you Mr. Bond, I will tell you how to stop my plan for world domination."

Idiot Ball by Icterus September 12, 2011

Idiotically Enhanced 

One who is trained to be an idiot, by fellow idiot peers

Barb is idiotically enhanced from her friends

Idiotically Enhanced by WassabiChild November 20, 2016

idiotville 

When it seems you are inudated with people, comments, or questions that make no sense.

I went to the government office yesterday - it was Idiotville.

idiotville by Dannochrome November 8, 2007

Idiotelligence 

1. Someone who is extremely consumed in their own pursuits. When speaking to others about their intellectual, material, or spiritual pursuits and achievements; they are unaware that they are boring the hell out of their audience so they keep on talking about the subject.

2. Not being able to realize that one is boring their audience yet they continue to control the conversation about the same topic relentlessly.

3. Someone who does not realize that preaching to the unconvertable is fruitless. See Jehova's Witnesses.

That pirate wouldn't shut up about his computer programming for over a half and hour again. The guy is such an idiotelligent.

I had my Rob Zombie t-shirt on but the Jehova's Witness wouldn't let me shut the door. Do those people ever have a high level of idiotelligence.

Idiotelligence by Ian Fyffe September 10, 2005

idiot ball 

game in which males sit opposite each other with their legs spread some distance apart. in their underwear, they throw various objects at each other's junk. whoever cannot take the pain is the loser.

after a rousing game of idiot ball, ehren had trouble walking.

idiot ball by iho October 29, 2003

Idiotźalad

A contraction of idiot’s and salad. It is technically contracting a contraction therefore the z must be written as ź. This only works because the first letter of the noun is also an s.

Yes, I’m one hungry idiot. Could I get an idiotźalad on the rocks?

Idiotźalad by AlsoTwenty2 February 4, 2022