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Both an Idiot and a loser that when multiplied together become a new form of retardation. An Idioser carries the traits of a complete dumbass and is a disappointing piece of shit except. When multiplied together the results are extremely dangerous. WARNING: KEEP AWAY FROM IDIOSER AT ALL COSTS
WARNING WE HAVE A LEVEL 10 IDIOSER IN THE BUILDING. I REPEAT THERE IS A IDIOSER IN THE BUILDING. LOCKDOWN IS IN COMMENCE
idioser by Ovendid September 22, 2018
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A drug music, or white noise, that is projected into someones brain to reproduce the sensations of common drugs, such as heroin, ecstasy, cocaine, marijuana, LSD, and some of their own creatin. Deep puleses and sounds need to be picked up by high performance headphones in order to work.
Idosers are in the form of. Heroin, Ecstasy, LSD, Marijuana, as listed above.
idosers by Ethan1134 December 28, 2007

Idioselytizing 

verb (used with or without object), idio·se·lyt·ize, idio·se·lyt·ize·d

1. Vitriolically lecturing other people about historical, political, and/or scientific topics that you yourself do not understand whatsoever.
2. Zealously parroting shallow (logically flawed) political dogmas in a highly moralistic tone.
Bob: Can we please change the channel? Rachel Maddow is idioselytizing nonstop about Russia.
Joe: Won't make a difference. CNN is idioselytizing 24/7 about Russia right now too.
Bob: Damn...
Joe: At least it's better than when they were idioselytizing about Trump's ice cream scoops.
Bob: Yeah dude, that was HELLA retarded!
Joe: Can't believe anyone watches this garbage propaganda anymore!
Bob: Me either!
Idioselytizing by LingoStarr February 26, 2019

Idiosexual 

Adjective. One who is attracted to neither gender, and instead partakes in chronic masturbation.

From the Latin prefix "idios", meaning "one's own".
Chris: "Dude you coming out tonight? Pick up some chicks?"

Danny: "Nah i'm ok"

Chris: "What about a gay bar, if that's what you're into?"

Danny: "I'm good thanks"

Chris: "Dude, you're such a idiosexual"

Danny: "You're putting me off here. Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap"

Idiosexual by Brucey55 December 17, 2008
A bunch of sounds, compiled into a torrent, that when listened to for a certain period of time, will make you feel a certain kind of high. There are different versions, for whatever different drug you feel like feeling like you just did...if that makes sense.
I've never done it, but I know people who have.
"Have you ever tried an idoser?"
"Yeah dude it's great!"
idoser by concretekid January 17, 2009

Idioteration

Stupidity committed repetitively.
To date, there have been over 10,000 idioterations of Christianity.
Idioteration by CaptainZero1969 July 15, 2011

idiosecrecy 

Idiosecrecy:Stupid Secrets, Secrets better off to be known by others. Secrets that have no meaning to anybody else. Hidden useless Secrets.
I think it defines itself, It would be an "Idiosecrecy" to just not tell you. lol C.C
idiosecrecy by CrewzR June 17, 2008
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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