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Idiosecond 

That tiny moment you realize you have been an idiot, all hope for correction has passed, and you watch your sad fate unfold in all its glory.
As I lifted my hand to make a gesture, my hand hit the edge of my beer glass, and in that idiosecond I watched in slow motion as it spilled all over the table.
Idiosecond by InquisitiveBanana April 15, 2020
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ignosecond 

1) The moment of clarity just after a boneheaded act, but just before the point of no return, when you realize you've just done something stupid.
In the brief ignosecond after the car door left Jeremy's hand, he realized he'd left his keys in the ignition.
ignosecond by edenxiii October 21, 2005
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026