Idiosecond 

The time it takes for the light to turn green and the idiot behind you to honk.

Red light.
Green
*honk!*
Well, f*ck give me a bit longer than an idiosecond to go!

Idiosecond by Meghadeep September 2, 2016

Idiosecond 

That tiny moment you realize you have been an idiot, all hope for correction has passed, and you watch your sad fate unfold in all its glory.

As I lifted my hand to make a gesture, my hand hit the edge of my beer glass, and in that idiosecond I watched in slow motion as it spilled all over the table.

Idiosecond by InquisitiveBanana April 15, 2020

ignosecond 

1) The moment of clarity just after a boneheaded act, but just before the point of no return, when you realize you've just done something stupid.

In the brief ignosecond after the car door left Jeremy's hand, he realized he'd left his keys in the ignition.

ignosecond by edenxiii October 21, 2005

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022