An Idahoan is someone who is either born in, lived in for a long period of time, or currently lives in Idaho.
Idahoans are simple
people. They don’
t drive incredibly fast, they are skilled at driving on icy roads, they love their potatoes, they quote Napoleon Dynamite
like the Bible, they work harder than anyone at their jobs, and they are wannabe Texans. Idahoans love their Trucks and Guns and other Freedoms and aren’t afraid to tell you about it.
Californians are realizing how crappy their state is, so they are moving North and East to get away. What they don’t realize is that states
like Idaho are so great because those Californians weren’t there. The Californians move to these states bringing the same destructive
politics that ruined Cali in the first place. And Idahoans want nothing to do with them or that.
Idahoans are really a great
people. They are relaxed, don’t take life too quickly, and enjoy the small things. If you aren’t a Muslim or a Californian or a
Liberal, they will love you.
“Hey, you’
re an Idahoan. What’s your favorite
movie?”
“Dude, you should know this! It’s
Napoleon freakin Dynamite! Freakin idiot!”
