Idahoan 

Potatoes. Run. Run fast.

Bob “run A-a-ron the Idahoans are coming”
A-a-ron “oh crap”

Idahoan by jacobsaggypatties October 9, 2019

Idahoan 

Idahoan is someone who was either born in or has lived in Idaho for at least a year. Idahoans kick ass! They are tough, rugged and can handle anything but the ladies are still hot as hell.

Person: I'm a New Yorker.
Better Person: Well, I've got you beat cause I'm an Idahoan.

Person: Wow, your like, pretty like me only better cause you are smarter and can do more things than I.
Better Person: Yes, yes you are correct. :)

Idahoan by AE20 April 2, 2011

Idahoan 

An Idahoan is someone who is either born in, lived in for a long period of time, or currently lives in Idaho.

Idahoans are simple people. They don’t drive incredibly fast, they are skilled at driving on icy roads, they love their potatoes, they quote Napoleon Dynamite like the Bible, they work harder than anyone at their jobs, and they are wannabe Texans. Idahoans love their Trucks and Guns and other Freedoms and aren’t afraid to tell you about it.

Californians are realizing how crappy their state is, so they are moving North and East to get away. What they don’t realize is that states like Idaho are so great because those Californians weren’t there. The Californians move to these states bringing the same destructive politics that ruined Cali in the first place. And Idahoans want nothing to do with them or that.

Idahoans are really a great people. They are relaxed, don’t take life too quickly, and enjoy the small things. If you aren’t a Muslim or a Californian or a Liberal, they will love you.

“Hey, you’re an Idahoan. What’s your favorite movie?”
“Dude, you should know this! It’s Napoleon freakin Dynamite! Freakin idiot!”

Idahoan by TheBreeziest July 29, 2021

Idahoan Potato Masher 

A common sex position in Idaho where a man puts a potato into a womans anal cavity and proceeds to pound her ass until the potato is finely mashed.

Dude, I just gave that bitch an Idahoan Potato Masher!

Idahoan Potato Masher by datllamaoverthere May 17, 2016

Idahoan Pootato 

Also known as a pootato, a scat act of shitting out a turd the size of a potato, which is then used as a food, more along the lines of a potato.

Man 1: Your breath smells so bad, what did you eat?
Man 2: I ate an Idahoan pootato, what's wrong with that?

Idahoan Pootato by Gryaskov January 10, 2021

Idahoan Torture Game

A "fun" game where 10 guys go into a circle and spin a beer bottle. Whoever gets picked first has no torture, The second one gets 1 feather to the foot for 5 seconds, The third one would have 2 feathers to the foot for 10 seconds . The 4th one Would have to jump off a 5 foot high rock, the sixth one jumps off a 10 foot rock, the 7th one would get 5 inch long cut in their arm, the 8th one would get a triangle carved in deep with a knife, the 9th one would get a deep cut around their waist, The 10th one you be pulled by 4 ropes each pulling on one limb then the 1st one would get a knife and cut deep into their belly and would reach into their body and rip out their intestines and the person would have to live with their intestines out for the next 10 minutes with adrenaline pumped in. very fun game 10/10

The Idahoan Torture Game is a torture game with 10 steps for 10 people and is very popular in idaho.

Idahoan Torture Game by A very kind Idahoan January 15, 2024

Idahoan luxury 

When you surgically remove anothers rectum replace your lips with your rectum.

Me and girlfriend did the idahoan luxury and we enjoyed it we swapped eachother rectums too our lips

Idahoan luxury by Anthony fartbiscut August 13, 2024