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Holy Jesus on Ice Skates! 

guy 1: Holy Jesus on Ice Skates!!!
guy 2: Wats the deal?
guy 1: Gary Coleman died!!!!!!!!

Jesus Christ on Ice Skates

1> Something so alarming, the only way to exclaim that its truely worth looking at it is reffering to Our Lord Ice Skating.

OR

2> Our Lord out Ice Skating

General Donegal slang of Surprise.
1> Jaime: Yeah but i've never liked him in general

Pétur: Awh man give Dan a cha......JESUS CHRIST ON ICE SKATES! ITS A FUCKING METEORITE COMING TO DESTROY THE EARTH AND ALL HUMANITY THA....Oh wait its just Paul coming. That big fat bastard

Jaime: He IS a big fat bastard!

2> Jaime: And on your left, you will see Jesus Christ, on Ice Skates. Thats Jesus Christ on Ice-Skates.

Margie: Take a picture of the Saviour, James.

Jesus Christ: What up!

Ice skater checkmate

The Ice skater checkmate is a checkmate where the rook or the queen checkmates the king that is blocked by all three of his pawns after the king has castled.
OH MY GOD CHAT I DID THE "ICE SKATER CHECKMATE" BING BANG BOOM

ice skater 

We don't perform 'tricks' or 'spinny things'. We perform jumps and spins, and we face injury quite often. It is not easy, due to contrary belief.
I just recovered from a severed artery in my arm after falling on a triple toe; my arm was skated over - it has been over two years and my arm was paralyzed.

Not so easy now, is it?
ice skater by Blaike May 24, 2005

ice skater 

a speed skater, hockey player, figure skater, ice dancer, etc. the term "ice skater" is not actually all that specific, evn tho ppl often translate it as figure skater. if u were looking 4 a definition on figure skater then i suggest u search for [figure skater bcuz that will prolly b much more helpful......a figure skater is an ice skater but an ice skater is not necessarily a figure skater.
meghan, fred, harry, kathryne, tommy, anna, and jeff are all ice skaters, even though meghan and fred are ice dancers, harry is a figure skater, tommy is a speed skater, and kathryne and anna play hockey.
ice skater by i, me, and myself September 27, 2005

ice skater 

One who skates on ice. If professionaly or semi-professionaly usually to music and including some high-skilled tricks.
She is an ice skater
ice skater by Jeremiah December 19, 2004
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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