iWannabe

A word that will tell u if someone doesn't have an iPhone.

John: Hey mike, how was the telephonic interview?
Mike: It was good until, it just came out... and they rejected me
John: WHAT? U came out to ur interviewer?
Mike: NO... u dumbo... iWannabe but I am in the closet. They didn't hire me coz i Don't have an IPHONE!

iWannabe by Inspector Tequila November 3, 2011

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iwannapeelolz

a swaggy insgram meme page <3

“@iwannapeelolz is my favourite meme account”
“omg same bestie absbxbzbzbs”

iwannapeelolz by fr0ggy.sw4g June 30, 2021

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iwannapeepee

the camp ferd went to in fred 3 camp fred

fred: "i don't want to go to camp Iwannapeepee" mom:"you better go" fred: *fucking dies*

iwannapeepee by awesomedoirto November 20, 2019

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Ivannabe

Essentially a weeaboo but instead of having an extreme obsession with japan, you have an extreme obsession with Russia.

"What an ivannabe."

"Look at this guy, he is definitely an ivannabe."

Ivannabe by BIGGER BORIS October 29, 2022

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IWannaBeABalla$HottC@ll@ by IWannaBeABalla$HottC@ll@ March 2, 2023

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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