ferd

Someone who goes around smelling girls bicycle seats... in the summer

"Hey look at the homeless guy trying to steal that bike"

"Naaaaa thats just a ferd smellin' the seats"

by Justplainchef January 11, 2007

ferd

a nerd of female gender; a female nerd

omg she's playing cs... ferd!

by Anorexic_Fatboy January 22, 2006

ferd

originally attributed to "Shane Stanford" of Campbell River BC as early as 1990. Presumably some definitions stem from this. Denotes sub par status. social inferiority. undesirable genus and disposition.

He was shunned as a ferd. Ferd was an outcast who's introverted reactions to it's stigma perpetuated it.

by stunk February 06, 2014

ferd

Acronym Fecal-headed Egotistical Racist Douchebag

Didja hear what he called that woman? What a FERD...

by Zandi December 28, 2005

ferd

specific IRC incarnartion, also considered homosexual and a crack fiend, and can't spell.

<ferd> dennis want meto bring some crack cocaine
<ferd> i just ate a bunch of eggs and sausage

by Spencer Ellington April 21, 2005

ferd

ferd meaning a fat faggish nerd

A:wow look at the fat faggish kid playing runescape
B:what a ferd...

by jimihendrix6 May 19, 2009

ferd

1. A very ugly person
2. A person with no style
3. Something ugly and unatractive

Man look and that girl, she is hot.
You blind nigga that bitch is ferd.

by POLY-G April 24, 2009