iSuuk 

iSuuk is a girl who is more intelligent in their own mind than in reality. However intelligent, they tend to utilize their intellect for manipulation, lies, and bolstering their self importance. An iSuuk can be identified by their parasitic behavior, acquiring a host from which to extract aforementioned self importance, and to validate their identity. This can prove taxing on the host, so the iSuuk provides drugs and other forms of chemical relief to satiate and sedate the host. Once a particular host has been "worn out" (as evidenced by a significantly diminished self-worth, shattered psyche, and typically a myriad of other psychological maladjustments) the host will be discarded. The host is usually discarded through manipulation. They are made to believe it is their own idea, as they are cut off from chemical supply and can no longer tolerate the conditions of their previously unrealized captivity.

Keep my child away from that iSuuk!

Damn, that poor soul must have been host to an iSuuk!

Hey Greg, have you heard about the new iSuuk coming out this summer?

iSuuk by iSucck July 22, 2019

iSucker 

Someone who stands in line 9hrs to buy an overpriced Apple product only to find the price drops by 30% two months later.

"Wow, I feel like such an iSucker right now"

"You're such an iSucker"

iSucker by Russian Nick September 17, 2007

iSuck 

Any Apple product that starts with an "i" (which is most of them).
Mostly derived from conversations about the iPod.

Wow! I can buy an iSuck for $260 on woot.com! (with a hint of sarcasm)

iSuck by intemporal October 20, 2004

iSuck 

A trendy Apple product. Especially a computer that doesn't actually do anything productive when you want it to or an iPod. Just becuase it has a pretty case doesn't mean it's good.

An iPod that doesn't show pictures, movies or play ogg's. Also see iMac's and iBooks. The Newton is an honorary member.

iSuck by Crash Different October 20, 2004

iSuck 

Slang for iPod. They are the most unreliable pieces of shit ever made. I broke two of them (sent the first one in, recieved a new one which broke a few months later) and I didn't drop it at all. All around Shit

Person 1 "Dude, my iPod isn't working, I just keep getting this gay support screen

Person 2 "Hey, look Jeffs iSuck broke"

iSuck by JagdKommando May 30, 2006

ishuk 

Destroyer of thots
Slayer of chamar babies
Lover of queers
Belongs of kshatriya clan
God amongst men
Uses Brahmins as slaves
Can go to Mumbai
Has 3 balls
Interested in AKSHAY GARG
likes maths (2+2) metrek pss :)
Whatsapp me: 9321767171 (for math tips)
Like doing snaan in ganga everyday
like suskribe my OnlyFans ◕‿↼

Thanks

"Let me tell the legend of the Great Ishuk DADA

Destroyer of thots
Slayer of chamar babies
Lover of queers
Belongs of kshatriya clan
God amongst men
Uses Brahmins as slaves
Can go to Mumbai
Has 3 balls
Interested in AKSHAY GARG
likes maths (2+2) metrek pss :)
Whatsapp me: 9321767171 (for math tips)
Like doing snaan in ganga everyday
like suskribe my OnlyFans ◕‿↼

WELCOME."

ishuk by S.Bladiya(upper caste) October 25, 2022

ISuck 

An as yet unwritten killer app that makes the phone, pad and watch extremely useful as it gives you a blow job with the touch of a button.

If they were truly innovative they would come out with an ISuck app then I would buy the watch .

ISuck by Nay nay 34 June 4, 2016