Isuuc 

A duck who has a knife, hide your wife its got a knife!

Dude: CAREFUL AN ISUUC
Other dude: wtf is an isuuc
Other dude: dead

Isuuc by Tas-Sis February 1, 2022

Isucjsnhz

A disease that causes your body to not like you.
Etymology: Latin

I have Isucjsnhz

Isucjsnhz by kayak5445 January 15, 2023

iSucker 

Someone who stands in line 9hrs to buy an overpriced Apple product only to find the price drops by 30% two months later.

"Wow, I feel like such an iSucker right now"

"You're such an iSucker"

iSucker by Russian Nick September 17, 2007

iSuck 

Any Apple product that starts with an "i" (which is most of them).
Mostly derived from conversations about the iPod.

Wow! I can buy an iSuck for $260 on woot.com! (with a hint of sarcasm)

iSuck by intemporal October 20, 2004

iSuck 

A trendy Apple product. Especially a computer that doesn't actually do anything productive when you want it to or an iPod. Just becuase it has a pretty case doesn't mean it's good.

An iPod that doesn't show pictures, movies or play ogg's. Also see iMac's and iBooks. The Newton is an honorary member.

iSuck by Crash Different October 20, 2004

iSuck 

Slang for iPod. They are the most unreliable pieces of shit ever made. I broke two of them (sent the first one in, recieved a new one which broke a few months later) and I didn't drop it at all. All around Shit

Person 1 "Dude, my iPod isn't working, I just keep getting this gay support screen

Person 2 "Hey, look Jeffs iSuck broke"

iSuck by JagdKommando May 30, 2006

iStuck 

When two people decide to use the same iPod or other mp3 device and become connected by the ears.

Diangelo: Where's Milke?

Joe: I dont know, look for his girlfriend, they've been iStuck all day.

iStuck by D Travis May 21, 2008