iPosse 

Cliques who form solely around the ownership of iPhones. Race, sex, or religion play no part in the formation of iPosses and the main topic of discussion in said posse will primarily focus on the features and apps of iPhones.

Note: iPosses may or may not act snobby towards iPhony's and/or non-Iphone owners. It all depends on the individual.

After John got the iPhone he was immediately accepted into the local chapter of the iPosse at his school.

iPosse by MickSwaggger March 28, 2009

iPosse 

Cliques who form solely around the ownership of iPhones. Race, sex, or religion play no part in the formation of iPosses and the main topic of discussion in said posse will primarily focus on the features and apps of iPhones.

Note: iPosses may or may not act snobby towards iPhony's and/or non-Iphone owners. It all depends on the individual.

After John got the iPhone he was immediately accepted into the local chapter of the iPosse at his school.

iPosse by MickSwaggger March 28, 2009

iPoseur 

Someone who stares at their cell phone while actually doing nothing with it or randomly scrolling menus. Usually done to avoid social situations, to look busy or to show off phone iPhone.

Tom goes into iPoseur mode when he is the first to arrive at Happy Hour after work.

iPoseur by Crouton Bruce June 5, 2010

iposer

When someone tries to make it look like they own an Ipod when they dont. An Iposer puts ipod headphones in their ears and puts the end of the wire in their pocket making it look like they are listening to an Ipod. An Iposer will ussually shake their head to make it look like they are actually listening to music.

"Nima was wearing Ipod headphones but there was nothing connected to the other side of the wire... what an Iposer!"

iposer by Jordan Jew July 23, 2007

imposserous

when something is very difficult; impossible. derives from the wizard of ozz

could i love my girlfriend any more? imposserous

it is imposserous for charlie sheen to lose

imposserous by dinoc June 7, 2011

ipose

to buy an ipod just so you can show it off to your freinds

did you see james ipod yet?
yes... hes such an ipose

ipose by >< December 27, 2008

iPissed

Being upset at Apple or a product created by Apple. Also: iRate

When the iPhone price went down, early adopters were iPissed

I was iPissed when my iPod nano died on me.

iPissed by The Preppy Emo October 30, 2007