iPisser Share definition Flag When somone is so much of a nerdy fuck that they cant put their iPod iPhone or iPad dow to take a piss so they wet themselves. look at that it turns out Bob is an iPisser because he couldnt stop playing tap tap revolution. iPisser by yehbish March 15, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the iPisser mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch