iPoseur 

Someone who stares at their cell phone while actually doing nothing with it or randomly scrolling menus. Usually done to avoid social situations, to look busy or to show off phone iPhone.

Tom goes into iPoseur mode when he is the first to arrive at Happy Hour after work.

iPoseur by Crouton Bruce June 5, 2010

iposer

When someone tries to make it look like they own an Ipod when they dont. An Iposer puts ipod headphones in their ears and puts the end of the wire in their pocket making it look like they are listening to an Ipod. An Iposer will ussually shake their head to make it look like they are actually listening to music.

"Nima was wearing Ipod headphones but there was nothing connected to the other side of the wire... what an Iposer!"

iposer by Jordan Jew July 23, 2007

iPosture 

The type of posture one gets from being hunched over looking at their phone all day

Maybe if you stood up straight and didn’t look at your phone you wouldn’t be cured with iPosture

iPosture by Trengod February 21, 2019

iPoser

A person who only buys an iPod solely for the purpose of showing it off, looking "cool", or using the headphones as a fashion accessory.

Person 1: God, Max is such an iPoser.
Person 2: I know!!! I bet his iPod doesn't even have any songs on it.

iPoser by cheesyweesy January 4, 2008