iPhone 18 pro

Now with a smaller Dynamic Island, variable aperture camera, faster processor and other improvements. The iPhone duo is also here but folding phones will always be expensive, fragile and gimmicky. And there’s new AirPods 5 and Apple Watches but no one cares about those.

The iphone 18 pro is out. The regular 18, rumoured air 2 and 18e won’t be out until march.

iPhone 18 pro by Apple=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing September 9, 2026

iPhone 18 Pro

The phone you can’t get as it’s sold out everywhere

Before iPhone 18 Pro release:
Guy 1: Man... when is this iOS 27 beta update gonna finish!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Yeah man it's gonna finish when the iPhone 18 Pro releases lmfao get it because like you kn-
Guy 1: Get out of my house.

After iPhone 18 Pro release:
Guy 1: Yo I got the new iPhone 18 Pro!
Guy 2: WTF HOW DID YOU GET THAT ISN’T THAT LIKE SO EXPENSIVE AND SOLD OUT EVERYHWERE??
Guy 1: I bought it from a street seller as there’s no Apple Store in our city and it’s sold out in every phone store, I got lucky for it to not be a scam, wanna unbox it at my house?
Guy 2: Don't your parents like prohibit you from spending so much?
Guy 1: Nah man its fine, I sold my parents anyways and let me have the house so like-
Guy 2: WTF?

iPhone 18 Pro by Apple=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing October 2, 2026