Person 1: Are you playing stupid games on your iPad again?
Person 2: No dude, I'm actually iPaddling something.
Person 2: No dude, I'm actually iPaddling something.
by Miloup December 1, 2011
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Partner one, mid-intercourse, administers an alternating current from a 300 or greater volt source to the sides of partner two's unexposed heart using paddle' electrodes. All being well, partner two's heart stops and intercourse continues for as long as is dared before partner one uses the paddle electrodes to bring partner two back from the afterlife. For a heart paddling session to be successful both parties must survive.
Partner one, mid-intercourse, administers an alternating current from a 300 or greater volt source to the sides of partner two's unexposed heart using paddle' electrodes. All being well, partner two's heart stops and intercourse continues for as long as is dared before partner one uses the paddle electrodes to bring partner two back from the afterlife. For a heart paddling session to be successful both parties must survive.
Doctor 1 - Hey you know that new intern over in radiology? We totally heart paddled last night bro.
Doctor 2 - Did you bring her back ok?
Doctor 1 - Nah she never made it. She’s now interning in the morgue.
Doctor 2 - Sorry brohiem. No way does that count as a real heart paddling.
Doctor 2 - Did you bring her back ok?
Doctor 1 - Nah she never made it. She’s now interning in the morgue.
Doctor 2 - Sorry brohiem. No way does that count as a real heart paddling.
by lawrencerapier September 26, 2012
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Things include the likes of iPod applications.
When on Facebook for example, one may ask the other if they are on there ipod. The phrase "You Ipodling?" would be alot quicker and shorter than saying "Are you on your ipod?"
Things include the likes of iPod applications.
When on Facebook for example, one may ask the other if they are on there ipod. The phrase "You Ipodling?" would be alot quicker and shorter than saying "Are you on your ipod?"
by J-Hatters October 23, 2011
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