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I hate everything

"You know that youtuber I Hate Everything? He's actually just aquaman."

Everything i touch turns to shit! 

A feeling of things not going your way. When you screw things up.
I've dated two guys in the last couple of months and they both rejected me in the end. Everything I touch turns to shit!

on everything i love 

I swear, the next level to on my life, something said to prove you telling the truth
On everything I love i did not sleep with your boyfriend

I didn't take it and thats on everything i love
on everything i love by rahema November 3, 2007

Everything I Say Is a Lie 

Everything I say is a Lie.
Except that.
And that.

Half of everything I own 

What Karen took in the divorce as well as the kids oh why Karen why have you forsaken me why did you take the kids it's been five years please come back I just want to see my kids again I promise I'll stop wearing your clothes while you're away
Half of everything I own: *exists*

Karen: abra ca dab-bruh

Half my money: Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good *vanishes*

Half my other belongings and my kids: *teleport into Karen's name*

Me: "NOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Half of everything I own by WhyohY January 23, 2023