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I'm going to 

something you never say to your mom
Me: I'm going to make me a sandwich

Mom: *grabs the chanclas*

Me: "may I please make a sandwich"
Mom: "a cheese and mayo one"
Me: *see's a full container of turkey*
Me: "can i have a turkey one"
Mom: No
Me: *relizes i bought it*
mom: "you got a problom, you could have nothing"
Me" but i bought it"
*dad walks in, takes the turkey and runs away with it*
Mom: "B!TCH YOU BETTER GET YOUR @$$ BACK HERE"
Me: smh
I'm going to by savannah keys May 19, 2021
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i'm going to get the milk! 

The thing Dad's say when they make a break for it. The last thing I heard from my dad.
Dad: Be right back, honey! I'm going to get the milk!
Mom: Just go, Have fun with HANNAH!
Dad: Wow! Thanks, I will!

I’m going to buy milk 

It’s when your father don’t want to be in the family no more and he say im going to buy milk

He’s going to the store years later
Dad:I’m going to buy milk

Mom:but there is already milk here
Dad:we need more
*he leaves

*17 YEARS LATER

dad:I’m back from the store
I’m going to buy milk by cállate February 16, 2021

I’m going to shit yourself 

A terrifying phrase of death that makes no sense but does make sense
Murderer in dream: chasing me
Me: turns dream to lucid dream
Me to Murderer: I’m going to shit yourself

I’m going to Paris

A sentence used when you are implying that you want to use a sex position called the Eiffel Tower.
Some random girl: fuck I’m really horny yo *points at two guys*
I’m going to Paris, wanna come with me?
The guys: Sure

I'm going to take my ball and go home! 

I want to be in control of the situation and if I can't then no one is going to be allowed to be happy about the outcome.

The expression comes from the playground where one kid, the one who owns the soccer ball or basket ball, doesn't get his way in the game. If he doesn't get his way then he gets mad and punishes those who are unwilling to accept his mandate. He does this my taking his ball and going home thus ending the game and any fun the participants were having.

The expression "I'm going to take my ball and go home" when directed at an individual is used to illustrate the individual's immaturity when that person can't get his way and no longer wants to be a participant in the conversation or a contributor to solving a problem.
Billy: "Its my solution or this meeting is over and I'm out of here. You guys will just have to work this weekend without me to fix the problem."

Suzie: "Billy sounds like a little brat who says: I'm going to take my ball and go home!"

I'm going to wax his pole. 

The slang 'waxing his pole' means when a girl gets really kinky and decides she wants to suck a guys cock.
I'm going to a party and get drunk and find a hot guy and I'm going to wax his pole.
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