i love you, you love me. 

*kid singing children songs*
me: “dude are you like 5?”
kid: “yeah, five inches deep in your mom

suck my dick you stoopit bitch -samara (i love you, you love me.)

i love you, you love me. by samara paisley May 9, 2020

I Love you so much you mean the world to me 

No explanation for this either

Me:I Love you so much you mean the world to me

Abby: stfu you moron

I Love you so much you mean the world to me by big daddy Pablo July 19, 2019

buy me honda, I love you no shit 

Type of marriage proposal used by Filipina women to western men. Implies endless sex and balut in exchange for a house in Manila Mesa, CA and financial support to everyone in her extended family for as long as you shall live.

Patron: Get a San Miguel please.

Bargirl: Oh hot daddio, buy me honda, I love you no shit!

Patron: Just beer, thanks.

buy me honda, I love you no shit by wheaty June 20, 2005

excuse me um i love you 

famous ariana grande lyric from her song r.e.m (and now her beauty brand) and also the title of ariana's netflix documentary. it is now also a very common sentence in ariana's fandom : the arianators/the tiny elephants/the ariana army/the loves
it's often used to give appreciation to a person that stans ariana grande butera gomez but it can also be said as a joke on the internet (the ariana stans on twitter and instagram use this expression very often).

you can type :
excuse me um i love you
excuse me i love you
excuse me um ily
excuse me ily
excuse me ilu
excuse me i love u
excuse me um i love u

sorry for my bad english

example number 1
*ariana grande posting a picture on instagram or twitter*
- comment section -
moonlightbae10myron : EXCUSE ME UM

- response - ari7ringslove : I LOVE YOU

omgiloveari : EXCUSE ME UMMMM OMG ARIANA ILYSM

gngbiggestfan : excuse me ? i love you.

example number 2
*arianastanlol1 tweets*

"omg get well soon is ariana's best song"
- response - EXCUSE ME UM I LOVE YOU & YOUR MUSIC TASTE SO MUCH

excuse me um i love you by coucoumoic'estroro October 13, 2021

I love me some you

When you love someone so much you just can't describe the happiness they bring you

Mmm mmm mmm, I love me some you.

I love me some you by Dee's Pandora July 29, 2016

I Believe That I Do Not Like Or Love You, Bother Me Again And I Will Kill YOu 

I Believe That I Do Not Like Or Love You, Bother Me Again And I Will Kill YOu

I Believe That I Do Not Like Or Love You, Bother Me Again And I Will Kill YOu

I Believe That I Do Not Like Or Love You, Bother Me Again And I Will Kill YOu by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025

I want someone to love me like you do just not you. 

Polite way for a girl to keep in your wallet without having to actually shag you.

I want someone to love me like you do just not you. Now when you getting your credit card so I can pay my council tax.

I want someone to love me like you do just not you. by Chuck Norris South African October 8, 2008