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i lost
person 1: I will not ejaculate to this e-girl!
person 1: *ejaculates 3 minutes into her twitch stream*
person 1: I lost KreyGasm
person 1: *ejaculates 3 minutes into her twitch stream*
person 1: I lost KreyGasm
i lost by Joshua_1234 March 22, 2020
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I Lost
Joe:I lost my book.
Brian:DAMMIT,JOE!!! I lost!
Joe:I lost!
Bethy:Damn it.... I lost!
Samina:Shit... I lost.
Lynn:Damn you Sam! Now I lost!
Joe:Dammit! I lost....... again!
Darcie: CRRAAAAP!!!!! I lost!!!!!
Bobby:Ah, I lost.
Willie:Everybody point and laugh, he lost... Shit! I lost!!
Choir Teacher:Stand up and sing! And stop saying...Dang it! I lost! Now sing!
Brian:DAMMIT,JOE!!! I lost!
Joe:I lost!
Bethy:Damn it.... I lost!
Samina:Shit... I lost.
Lynn:Damn you Sam! Now I lost!
Joe:Dammit! I lost....... again!
Darcie: CRRAAAAP!!!!! I lost!!!!!
Bobby:Ah, I lost.
Willie:Everybody point and laugh, he lost... Shit! I lost!!
Choir Teacher:Stand up and sing! And stop saying...Dang it! I lost! Now sing!
i lost
i lost by weiss winterr May 24, 2022
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I lost the game
The Game is an abstract concept. It involves no tangible objects, nor is it played on any physical medium. It exists in the minds of those who play it, and it never ends. That's right, you can never win The Game (though this is debatable).
In order to lose the game, you have to think about the game. Upon thinking about the game, you lose and must announce that you've lost. This forces others to lose the game, and spreads the game to new people.
So, you are now playing the game. You will soon forget about this definition, and maybe sometime soon be reminded of it somehow, thereby losing the game.
In order to lose the game, you have to think about the game. Upon thinking about the game, you lose and must announce that you've lost. This forces others to lose the game, and spreads the game to new people.
So, you are now playing the game. You will soon forget about this definition, and maybe sometime soon be reminded of it somehow, thereby losing the game.
Mike: Do you want to play a game?
Kieran: Awww man! I lost the game!
Mike: Dammit, I lost the game too.
Kieran: Awww man! I lost the game!
Mike: Dammit, I lost the game too.
I lost the game by Michelle Marie June 3, 2007
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