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I like it on 

In order to raise awareness for breast cancer women post where they like to have sex as their status on facebook.
I like it on the floor.

I like it on the bed.
I like it on the bed post.
I like it in my passenger seat.
I like it in my back seat.
I like it on the toilet.
I like it on by enigmaisbetter October 7, 2010

I like it on the 

When followed by a noun (like floor, desk or counter), this expression is often posted on Facebook by college girls. As men, we wonder why their statues say, "i like it on the/in the ______" (the blank can be filled with a random place), and ask ourselves if they are sluts, and more importantly, if we have a chance. The truth is, though, that girls choose the place, or noun, in the expression by where they last put their handbag. I wish the statuses were all sexual advances, but I regret to say they aren't.
College Girl's Facebook status: "I like it on the desk!"

-when the girl is attractive, the status is often found "like(d)" by tons of desperate guys and girls who get the joke.
I like it on the by DEM09 October 6, 2010

.9.I Am Going To Draw The Line When She Wants To Be With Me, I Will Drift Around Her Curves And Sip That Hennessy, She Is Going To Do The Thing I Like And Leave It All On Me, I Will Do The Thing I Like And Leave It Out For Free.9. 

.9.I Am Going To Draw The Line When She Wants To Be With Me, I Will Drift Around Her Curves And Sip That Hennessy, She Is Going To Do The Thing I Like And Leave It All On Me, I Will Do The Thing I Like And Leave It Out For Free.9.
.9.I Am Going To Draw The Line When She Wants To Be With Me, I Will Drift Around Her Curves And Sip That Hennessy, She Is Going To Do The Thing I Like And Leave It All On Me, I Will Do The Thing I Like And Leave It Out For Free.9.

I'm on it like Blue Bonnet 

I am working very hard on developing some stuff.

(One's intonation will effect the exact meaning of this... i.e.:)

1. I am overwhelming the issue by investing WAY to much time and energy into it... like WAY too much butter on a muffin.

2. I am doing a CRAPPY job at this... just as blue bonnet is a crappy margarine substitute.

3. I am doing a skimpy job because the job I would do would be crap anyways... just like blue bonnet should be used sparingly. Being crap.
1. "You gonna hit that bitch?" "Oh yeah... she be drunk... I'm ON IT like BLUE BONNET!"

2. "Hey, are you finished photocopying that deposition?" *uncaring* "Uh, yeah, I guess... *sigh* I'm on it.. like blue bonnet"

i pooped on a bird and it screamed like a taco 

why would you even search this up-
Person 1: HEY MAN I POOPED ON A BIRD AND IT SCREAMED LIKE A TACO!

Person 2: I mean they deserve that for pooping on my car all the time.

It's Only Sourdough Burger (But I Like It) 

A burger served on a sourdough bun
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the It's Only Sourdough Burger (But I Like It), you should try it!"
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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