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People who are partial to Macs or Apple products. They always find a reason why Macs are better than PC's and never seem to shut-up about this topic. Most people just block i-Holes out but i-Holes keep talking about why you need to switch to apple products.
i-Hole: The new MacBook is coming out with OSX Tiger Shark Delta on it. It is totally going to destroy PC's...I am so excited! You really need to buy one cause PC's suck.

Normal Person: Thats great, will you stfu now?
i-Hole by VJN463 October 2, 2007
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n. A person afflicted by the social ineptitude caused by I-Phones, I-Pods, and other forms of technology. Characteristics include staring aimlessly at one's I-Phone in social settings where normal people hold conversations with living, breathing people; offering to plug in your I-Pod to your friend's car when no one asked you to do so.
Kevin- "Hey do you have an I-Pod hook-up?"
Kym- "No, I-Hole, this is my car and you will listen to my mix CDs."
I-Hole by kym f February 15, 2010
n. any person that heralds the "amazing" new conquest of owning an i-phone. similar to an "a-hole," but obviously more technologically advanced (and consequently living in a haze of jackass-ery that leads them to believe anyone is actually impressed.)
Bill: "Hey, did you see that Tommy got an 'iphone' for Christmas?"
Ron: "Nope. I guess that fucking 'i-hole' didn't have time to take a break from 'World of Warcraft' to show it off yet. Good thing, too, because I'd have to break that shit. "
i-hole by T.M. Blakslee January 13, 2008
Ignores friends in social settings because they are obsessed with all the new apps on their phone.
Hey John, could you stop being such an I-Hole and rejoin the conversation?
I-Hole by hey joe, really? September 24, 2009
A person who constantly sends long, unedited AI-generated responses, ignoring context, tone, and whether anyone asked. Known for “prompt vomiting” walls of text on friends, coworkers, and group chats. Often, a new AI user who simply doesn't yet understand the etiquette/harm of sending coworkers and friends copious amounts of unedited, unfiltered AI.
Example 1:
“I asked for a quick answer and got a 10-paragraph essay—total A(i)Hole.”

Example 2:
“Bro, stop prompt vomiting my email.”

Example 3:
“He doesn’t text, he publishes—certified A(i)Hole.”
A(i)Hole by ShipItAnyway April 21, 2026

go die in a hole i pissed in 

i'll often tend to say this then im mad. i will also say go die in a hole in the depths of hell that i took a shit in.
"wow, buddy. now that wasnt very nice."
"go die in a hole i pissed in"

as long as i have a hole in my arse 

A phrase tacked on the end of a statement regarding the unlikeliness of something to happen. Can be swapped out with phrases such as "when pigs fly" or "when hell freezes over."

Popularized by BBC series "Life on Mars."
There will never be a female prime minister as long as I have a hole in my arse.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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