iHole

A presumptuous Apple product user who looks down on people who do not use Apple products or worships Apple products at the exclusion of common sense.

"Steve Jobs is an iHole."

by C. A. Swain July 11, 2008

iHole

Someone who deliberately ignores you by keeping his or her iPod earbuds in when talking to them.

Bitch, quit being an iHole and listen to me! I know you can hear me!

by Anda and Jamie January 22, 2007

iHole

A militant Apple fan who can't see beyond their often self-fulfilling products - usually a recent convert.

"This iPhone 5 is the most amazing thing that ever was, look it even makes calls!"
"God, you're such an iHole.."

by footfarmer September 12, 2012

iHole

Someone that is constantly going on about all the "cool" features and app's that their iPhone has

Rick: "Did you hear MC talkin' all night at that party about his new iPhone?"

Opie: "Yeah, he's a real iHole."

by The Opster January 29, 2010

iHole

Someone who is completely obsessed with Apple products/accesories and of course will rub it in your face when they get the new iPhone.

Dave sold his blackberry on Ebay so that he would have enough money to but the new iPhone. Oh so cool....what an iHole!!

by mskitty July 19, 2007

iHole

The place very similar to a K-Hole...that an iPhone/Pod user falls into, leaving themselves oblivious to the World around them.

"Hey! Crawl out of your iHole and join us in the real world!"
"Wow! He/She sure is in an iHole!"

by Klydzdale March 08, 2009

iHole

An iPhone owner who constantly answers any questions posed by others by google-ing or using wikipedia.

"Man, I just can't remember who directed the original Dune movie!"
"What was his name? Dave something?"
*Furious tapping*
"OBVIOUSLY it's David Lynch."
"Oh. Thanks iHole."

by Lavinia Heart August 27, 2008