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i have a dream 

i have a dream that my children will live in a nation where they will be judje not by the color of their skin, but by the size of their pp

I have a dream, wet 

Progressive plan to move the world forward from leaning towards the anarchy extreme of the liberty spectrum to the tyranny extreme of the spectrum to mould the world closer to the heart's desired order: more democracy, freedom of agreement,
I have a dream, wet: reorganizing the world so everyone is made to be perfectly equal, think correctly, and tolerate everything.
I have a dream, wet by ever Be Sure January 24, 2013

I have a dream to fuck 

Secret except from MLK when he got horny in jail after writing his I have a dream speech and wrote the xxx version of it.
I have a dream.

I have a dream to fuck all the hot sexy women in all the world.

My dream assumes that 1 in 40 people are not too ugly to fuckable.

And I am bisexual so this dream includes men too.

I will pause time and fulfill this dream in 27 years time, working 12 hour shifts every day and fucking 1 woman or man every hour.

Yes sir, I do have a dream, and I will accomplish my dream and make it known to all the world my dream.
I have a dream to fuck by Bad C dev December 3, 2022

I have a wet dream

Progressive plan to move the world forward from leaning towards the anarchy extreme of the liberty spectrum to the tyranny extreme of the spectrum to mould the world closer to the heart's desired order: more democracy, freedom of agreement,
I have a wet dream: reorganizing the world so everyone is made to be perfectly equal, think correctly, and tolerate everything.
I have a wet dream by ever Be Sure January 23, 2013
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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