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What you say when a girl says "I have a boyfriend."
girl - "I have a boyfriend."

guy - "I have a goldfish."

girl - "what?"

Guy - "Oh I thought we were talking about stuff that didn't matter."
by sherm stick 90 March 15, 2010
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A phrase you use when people tell you things that you don't give two inches of a crap about.
Dave: Hey, hows it going?
Girl at Bar: Ummm, I have a Boyfriend so....
Dave: Really? I have a gold fish.
Girl: Ok???
Dave: Ya, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter.
by Michael Busey July 02, 2011
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