i crie

The I.T. version of "crie"
To cry and die at the same time

Co-worker: Business partner is calling again, it looks like they serviced the wrong printer.
Me: I crie

i crie by Diztro June 7, 2018

SIKE I LIED U THOUGHT I CRIED 

A word used by new yorkers, when someone is in need of something they ask for it and the other person replies with a SIKE I LIED and rhyming word.

Person One: Yo bro can you give me some chapstick real quick.
Person Two: Ye Ye fasho bro here you go
Person Two: SIKE I LIED YA LIPS IS DRYYYY RESPECTFULLY YA LIPS GON BE DRY FOH LIFE BITCH
Person One: -_-
Example 2:

Person One: Yoo fuck is you doin here bro?
Person Two: Ye U right, ima go my bad,
Person One: Ye that's what i thought mufucka
Person Two: SIKE I LIED U THOUGHT I CRIED RESPRESCTFULLY BITCH WSG NOW MUFFUCKA WSP WSP SWING FIRST

SIKE I LIED U THOUGHT I CRIED by NYCFAG March 17, 2021

i've cried 

Me every single day.

"Wow, I've cried at least 10 times today!'

i've cried by llittlefroggyy January 24, 2021

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter 

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter by Meep beep June 12, 2021

icrieverytiem 

One of the many phrases used by the popular internet meme, Doge. It is used when insulted or in the case of extreme feels.

wow so idiot much fail

icrieverytiem

icrieverytiem by blackpowerranger December 3, 2013

icrieverytiem 

icrieverytiem, is a sentence/word used mostly by a noob or noobs commonly used in conjunction with "like if ucrieverytiem". It is the most annoying thing put in sentences on YouTube comments, and if murder would be legal 99% of people on Earth would happily murder the people who use it.

Example in chat:
Bob: Miy unkol dyed off canser. Lyek iff ucrieverytiem.

Billy: icrieverytiem :(!

icrieverytiem by ansertank August 22, 2014