I can change

A song from the 1999 movie South Park: Bigger, longer, uncut.

Some people say that I'm a bad guy
They may be right, they may be right.
But its not as if I don't try
I just fuck up. Try as I might.

But I can change, I can change.
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it.
I'll open up my heart and I will share it.
Any minute now I will be born again.

Yes, I can change, I can change.
I know I've been a dirty little bastard.
I like to kill, I like to maim, yes, I'm insane, but it's okay 'cause I can change.

It's not my fault that I'm so evil
It's society, society.
You see, my parents were sometimes abusive
And it made a prick of me.

But I can change, I can change!
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it!
I'll open up my heart and I will show it...
Any minute now I will be born again!

What if you remain a sandy little butthole?

Hey Satan! Don't be such a twit.
Mother Teresa won't have shit

On me!
Just watch, just watch me change here I go I'm changing!!!

Heeeeeeey Satan!

I can change by THE REAL MAYO MAN July 16, 2021

I can change him 

Phrase used by a girl who wants to buy a crappy guy for cheap, invest in him and then hold on when he's changed. Usually never works out.

"He's actually really leng, I think I can change him"

I can change him by ARandomLucas January 2, 2023

I can change you 

When a straight male think he's hot enough to make a lesbian straight (he's not)

Straight male: You're lesbian?
Lesbian: yeah
Straight male: I can change you
Lesbian: no, but I can punch you in the middle of your ugly face

I can change you by Kittyferns June 2, 2023

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change I can believe in 

1. The satisfaction you get after realizing that Obama's policies really are helping working Americans despite how you were programmed to think by the lickspittle corporate media and the hate from the Murdoch media.

2. variant on a slogan of the Obama Presidential campaign

The stock market didn't crater after Bush left the economy in a tailspin? That's change I can believe in! Talk about "he kept us safe.

"We actually made a plan that got bin Laden? Now that's change I can believe in.

"Health insurance monopolies can't discriminate against me anymore? Change I can believe in!

change I can believe in by ConsumerProtectionAgencyNow! July 24, 2011