i.g.t.s. is the acronym for Involuntary Groin Thrusting Syndrome (a sudden burst of humping convulsions), it is not actually involuntary but is in fact done for a good laugh in public places. best if used on random people because then you can then explain that you have a disease and get away with humping ridiculously beautiful women or you can piss off ridiculously stupid looking guys.

man: (i.g.t.s.'s his friend next to him)
random person: "dude, stop that"
man: sorry, i have i.g.t.s.

i.g.t.s. by joram livengood March 27, 2007

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I.G.M.G.

Acronym: I-Google Mo, Gago. A reply to an inquiry that can usually be easily answered by a simple internet search.

A: A wise man once told me the secret to unlimited knowledge - I.G.M.G.

B: Wow! What is it?

A: I-google mo, gago.

I.G.M.G. by yordi pastulio April 11, 2011

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I.G.U. Hairstyle

A short, mannish hairstyle typically worn by middle-aged women. By adopting this hairstyle, a woman sends the clear message that "I Give Up" on trying to look either stylish or attractive.

I guess Bob's wife Carol just doesn't care anymore. First she put on an extra 30 pounds, and now she is sporting an I.G.U. hairstyle.

I.G.U. Hairstyle by LittleMich68 September 15, 2009

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i.g.a.c.o.y

I got a crush on you

I got a crush on you

I.g.a.c.o.y

i.g.a.c.o.y by Desean1979 September 14, 2013

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I.G.G.Y.

1) It is she who has claimed to be the realest whilst having the most fake ass in the history of the world since the creation that is nicki minaj

2) Also the elusive answer to the question that has stumped the greatest minds to ever grace this good green earth since the sun first shone its rays on the backs of the mighty dinosaurs, "Who dat, who dat?"

1) Ay Julian, you see dat fat ass, who dat, who dat?
Julian: S'gotta be I.G.G.Y. mah nigguh

2) When taking a test, many a student has been unable to correctly answer with I.G.G.Y. to the question "Who dat?"

I.G.G.Y. by ragingboner September 17, 2014

trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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