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hysum 

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Hysum is a wonderful friend. He is caring loving and will happily die for you. Hysum is very humble as he is struggling with PTSD post Revolutionary War
That friend is a real Hysum
hysum by Dentist of Detroit September 17, 2018
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Hasumi 

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1) Japanese for "innocent leaf"

2) A vagrant Japanese prostitute that only accepts food as payment.

3)Perverted clarinet player who is more than interested in eels and tentacles.
1) -Hey dude, let's order a pizza so I can get me some Hasumi.
- Oh, how much will she cost me?
- I think they run 1 slice an hour!!!
Hasumi by thebeyer March 11, 2010
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hysum • Hyrum • Hysm • hasumas • hasumati • Hasumi • Haysum • heysum • HYSAMLC • Hyshums

keito hasumi 

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Best man to ever exist, if someone uses keito hasumi to describe you it means you're very hot sexy and they wanna lick your toes.
My gosh you look so Keito Hasumi today, I could take a bite out of you *drool*
keito hasumi by lead ☆ August 31, 2021
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Hyrum 

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Literally the coolest guy ever. Everyone wants to be him, and he pulls all of the girls. He is the sweetest, cutest, funniest guy in the entire world. Every girl in the world would have a crush on him if she knew him. All in all, if you know a guy named Hyrum you will have a crush on him. For sure. Hyrum is the best name out there. Not only is he hot, cute and lovable, he is also the sweetest guy ever. He helps you out with everything and is super modest. He is super humble too. Everyone wants to be like him, but he doesn't even realize it. He is the most perfect human being on the planet now, and will be for ever.
He's named Hyrum? Wow he's so cuteee. Can I have his number?
Hyrum by blue10 October 6, 2021
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Hyrum 

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A sweet, funny, mormon boy, probably from utah
Girl #1: Hey, there's a new guy in my class named Hyrum!
Girl #2: Lemme guess, he's a mormon?
Hyrum by blah.blah.girl December 2, 2014
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Justin Hysom 

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Fat ass faggot who love's raping his church kids. He loves to gargle large cock. He love's giving sloppy to rat's. Kyle Vada is the student he loves to fuck the most. He loves to choke him in his basement. This was made by his horny papi, KYLE VADA
"Have you heard of the rapist JUSTIN HYSOM"
Justin Hysom by Alonzo The Blob Fish February 28, 2020

Hyrum 

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the relationship between spongebob and squidward, spongebob being the hyrum.

When a person thinks you are their best friend, but you do not like them back
That kid Ben is hyruming me, I need it to stop
Hyrum by TheSugarGlider May 15, 2017
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy 

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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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