hysum 

Hysum is a wonderful friend. He is caring loving and will happily die for you. Hysum is very humble as he is struggling with PTSD post Revolutionary War

That friend is a real Hysum

hysum by Dentist of Detroit September 17, 2018

Hasumi 

1) Japanese for "innocent leaf"

2) A vagrant Japanese prostitute that only accepts food as payment.

3)Perverted clarinet player who is more than interested in eels and tentacles.

1) -Hey dude, let's order a pizza so I can get me some Hasumi.
- Oh, how much will she cost me?
- I think they run 1 slice an hour!!!

Hasumi by thebeyer March 11, 2010

keito hasumi 

Best man to ever exist, if someone uses keito hasumi to describe you it means you're very hot sexy and they wanna lick your toes.

My gosh you look so Keito Hasumi today, I could take a bite out of you *drool*

keito hasumi by lead ☆ August 31, 2021

Hyrum 

Literally the coolest guy ever. Everyone wants to be him, and he pulls all of the girls. He is the sweetest, cutest, funniest guy in the entire world. Every girl in the world would have a crush on him if she knew him. All in all, if you know a guy named Hyrum you will have a crush on him. For sure. Hyrum is the best name out there. Not only is he hot, cute and lovable, he is also the sweetest guy ever. He helps you out with everything and is super modest. He is super humble too. Everyone wants to be like him, but he doesn't even realize it. He is the most perfect human being on the planet now, and will be for ever.

He's named Hyrum? Wow he's so cuteee. Can I have his number?

Hyrum by blue10 October 6, 2021

Hyrum 

A sweet, funny, mormon boy, probably from utah

Girl #1: Hey, there's a new guy in my class named Hyrum!
Girl #2: Lemme guess, he's a mormon?

Hyrum by blah.blah.girl December 2, 2014

Justin Hysom 

Fat ass faggot who love's raping his church kids. He loves to gargle large cock. He love's giving sloppy to rat's. Kyle Vada is the student he loves to fuck the most. He loves to choke him in his basement. This was made by his horny papi, KYLE VADA

"Have you heard of the rapist JUSTIN HYSOM"

Justin Hysom by Alonzo The Blob Fish February 28, 2020

Hyrum 

the relationship between spongebob and squidward, spongebob being the hyrum.

When a person thinks you are their best friend, but you do not like them back

That kid Ben is hyruming me, I need it to stop

Hyrum by TheSugarGlider May 15, 2017