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The unintentional outcome of a misread due to a hyphenation, e.g. therapist hyphenated to the-rapist.
Kate was reading her romance novel and she came across the chapter on Stella getting psychological help and mistakenly read “Bob asked Stella where she was headed so urgently and Stella replied ‘the-
rapist’ thinking that Stella was going to visit the rapist”. Likely resulting in Stella soaking in a rape bath, that Kate was oh so familiar with.
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by the coMANd'r June 15, 2020
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Adjective for something that definitely wasn't lame, but not quite "hot". In other words, slightly below being hot, therefore warm, like a nice pair of mittens.
"How were things at the club last night?"

"Plenty to drink, but the music was no good. I guess shit was mittens."
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A category on Celebrity Jeopardy which Sean Connery mistakes for being The Rapists
Connery: Let's try the rapists for 200
Trebek: Thats therapists mr. connery
by Lilparkczar November 12, 2007
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someone who says they'll help you bye talking to you, you tell them your deepest secrets and they silently judge you
go see a therapist.
by Br34kf45t November 13, 2018
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A guy who can't help EVERYBODY...
Client-I eat people.
Therapist-How does that make you feel?
by Skelectory April 07, 2009
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That weird lady that sits there and pretends that she knows what's going on in my life
I have to visit my therapist.. what a poser
by Sambrown September 28, 2015
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