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The unintentional outcome of a misread due to a hyphenation, e.g. therapist hyphenated to the-rapist.
Kate was reading her romance novel and she came across the chapter on Stella getting psychological help and mistakenly read “Bob asked Stella where she was headed so urgently and Stella replied ‘the-
rapist’ thinking that Stella was going to visit the rapist”. Likely resulting in Stella soaking in a rape bath, that Kate was oh so familiar with.
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by the coMANd'r June 15, 2020
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