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The unintentional outcome of a misread due to a hyphenation, e.g. therapist hyphenated to the-rapist.
Kate was reading her romance novel and she came across the chapter on Stella getting psychological help and mistakenly read “Bob asked Stella where she was headed so urgently and Stella replied ‘the-
rapist’ thinking that Stella was going to visit the rapist”. Likely resulting in Stella soaking in a rape bath, that Kate was oh so familiar with.
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by the coMANd'r June 15, 2020
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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A category on Celebrity Jeopardy which Sean Connery mistakes for being The Rapists
Connery: Let's try the rapists for 200
Trebek: Thats therapists mr. connery
by Lilparkczar November 12, 2007
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A guy who can't help EVERYBODY...
Client-I eat people.
Therapist-How does that make you feel?
by Skelectory April 07, 2009
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Someone you pay $100 an hour to fuck with your psyche.
My therapist tried to blame my parents for all my troubles.
by javaturtle January 13, 2004
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someone who says they'll help you bye talking to you, you tell them your deepest secrets and they silently judge you
go see a therapist.
by Br34kf45t November 13, 2018
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