hysteriactomy 

An operation that a woman has "down there" to remove the "what if I get pregnant?" hysteria that she normally feels whenever she has unprotected sex.

Hot chick: I love "doing it" with all of the "well-hung" guys I know, so I had a hysteriactomy to avoid any unexpected pitter-patter of little feet.

hysteriactomy by QuacksO December 17, 2016

hysterectomy 

women's way of getting away from God's monthly torture

I'm going to get a hysterectomy.

hysterectomy by boredusachick November 27, 2004

Hysterectomy 

To have a forklift removed. Occasionally hyphenated to Hyster-ectomy.

From the Greek Hyster meaning a yellow forklift

Bob shouldn't have stood between the forklift and the pallets. He needed the fire brigade to perform a hysterectomy

Hysterectomy by Octamate September 22, 2019

hysterectomy 

Game Ovaries.

Son 1: Mom just got a hysterectomy.

Son 2: Game Ovaries.

Mom: I'll kill you when i get out of this state of pain.

hysterectomy by MaxEdison September 22, 2010

manual hysterectomy

The removal of a uterus with one's hands. Inverse of Sub Zero's spin rip fatality, when one goes through the vagina to rip the uterus out. Much simpler when one is dealing with a vastgina

I gave that bitch a manual hysterectomy

manual hysterectomy by dantastic danomite October 25, 2009

Danish Hysterectomy

When your woman is lying down on the bed, you tell her to close her eyes. You tell her that you are going to surprise her and you get her all hot and ready for some sweet lovin'...gigitty. Then when she isn't looking, you get out a Roman Candle with an extended fuse and lube it up nice and right so that it slips in smoothly and she doesn't notice it isn't you. Then you light the fuse and run away.

John: "Dude, your girlfriend is totally preggers! How you gonna act??"

Steven: "Dawg...its cool. I gave her a danish hysterectomy yesterday. Now let's go get fades."

Danish Hysterectomy by John Calvin Sargent Jr. March 14, 2008

hysterectomy 

ankle surgery

Person 1: "my mom had a hysterectomy last august."
Person 2: "do you even know what a hysterectomy is?"

Person 1: "yes it's ankle surgery."

hysterectomy by doctorsanusi September 25, 2017