hyponic 

When legs are so strong they can lift up cars.

"Dude your car has some sick hyponic legs."

hyponic by Headlong February 13, 2017

Hypoxic Hummer 

A sexual act performed in a private aircraft above 10,000 ft MSL in which the female co-pilot performs fellatio on the male pilot while humming “Off we go, into the wild blue yonder”. The pilot should remove supplemental oxygen 10 minutes prior to commencing to induce hypoxia and simulate auto-erotic asphyxiation. During the maneuver, the pilot operates the aircraft “lean of peak” to conserve fuel and minimize the production of green house gases. At the time of climax, the pilot should broadcast on 121.5: “One small step for man, one giant step for mankind.”

“Dude, Amelia gave me a hypoxic hummer on our flight here.”
“Kudos, you would make the Wright Brothers proud”

Hypoxic Hummer by legacyflyer August 28, 2009

Hyponinyenora

Bread clip (plex)

Oh shit I lost my hyponinyenora

Hyponinyenora by Gingerbabycow February 22, 2022

HypoNigger 

When Niggers act tough even thought they are little bitches sometimes, also they join in on the wave instead of doing their own thing. As well as when they are against something yet they do the exact opposite, like racism.

That guy is being a HypoNigger for saying to stop racism against blacks yet they are racist to other races as well.

HypoNigger by Lean Man May 29, 2020

hypnic jerk

You're gently falling asleep after a long, hard day of tiring work. You're feeling very peaceful, with a big fluffy comforter and your head pressed snugly into your pillow. You can feel everything fading away whOHMYGODWHATTHEFJUCKGNINGA! Oh, DAMN! Oh, damn! Oh, man, that was scary.

You're sitting up in the pitch black, panting and covered in sweat. What the hell was that?! You hope that that will never happen again.

But it will, trust me. It will happen again. And again. And again.

A hypnic jerk is a good way to finish your day with your heart speeding at 160 bpm.

hypnic jerk by Sleazy Z-Bro May 11, 2013

hypnic jerk

The act of alleviating morning wood while half-asleep.

"I woke myself up with a nice hypnic jerk this morning."

hypnic jerk by aksjdlasji2942ujirjsdl October 5, 2019

Hyponchte 

(noun) Hyponchte comes from the word Hypochlorite, and it's soul definition is "stupid", but it has endless meanings. It can be used as a noun to replace someone's name/someone who is acting dumb and or very gullible, and it is also a very common last name. It is also a verb, many people Hyponchte on the daily (to have a brain fart.) Last of all, it is also an adjective used to describe something stupid, unbelievable, and lacking knowledge.

"Good job, Hyponchte!"
"Wow, that person is such a Hyponchete."
"See that girl over there? Her name is Hannah Hyponchte."
"I just Hyponcheted."
"This chemistry homework is so Hyponchte."

Hyponchte by Mannabrsynn Hyponchte December 1, 2016