hypocuntdriac

Someone who is a hypochondriac but is a cunt about, also known as a Shelia

"Did you hear about Shelia saying she needs a pacemaker? What a hypocuntdriac."

by SquishT February 23, 2026

Hypocumdriac

One who is addicted to sperm ... penis juice

Barak Obama's mother was a hypocumdriac

by a defenitionalist September 4, 2009

hypocondriac

The opposite of hypercondriac. Instead of always thinking they are sick, they will brag they haven never been to a doctor and/or dentist.. Eat unhealthfully and feel no shame about it and will tell you so. Could be used as a slur against someone's lifestyle habits you do not approve of. It is a rather classist slur

My friend just bragged to me he eats fast food everyday and is not fat. He doesn't care what it will do to his heart health. What a hypocondriac.

by Socialist Dude November 5, 2013

Hypogundriac

Someone who has an unhealthy obsession with guns, their function, specific design, subtleties, history, civilian and military usage, ammunition, etc.

Steve's an OK guy, but don't bring up the Second Amendment or he'll quickly turn into a hypogundriac.

by DrewinMadtown January 10, 2019