Hypogundriac 

Someone who has an unhealthy obsession with guns, their function, specific design, subtleties, history, civilian and military usage, ammunition, etc.

Steve's an OK guy, but don't bring up the Second Amendment or he'll quickly turn into a hypogundriac.

Hypogundriac by DrewinMadtown January 10, 2019

Hypocumdriac 

One who is addicted to sperm ... penis juice

Barak Obama's mother was a hypocumdriac

Hypocumdriac by a defenitionalist September 4, 2009

hypocondriac 

The opposite of hypercondriac. Instead of always thinking they are sick, they will brag they haven never been to a doctor and/or dentist.. Eat unhealthfully and feel no shame about it and will tell you so. Could be used as a slur against someone's lifestyle habits you do not approve of. It is a rather classist slur

My friend just bragged to me he eats fast food everyday and is not fat. He doesn't care what it will do to his heart health. What a hypocondriac.

hypocondriac by Socialist Dude November 5, 2013

hypocuntdriac

Someone who is a hypochondriac but is a cunt about, also known as a Shelia

"Did you hear about Shelia saying she needs a pacemaker? What a hypocuntdriac."

hypocuntdriac by SquishT February 23, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019