Skip to main content

hyphen-wife 

A woman who is either too self absorbed or feels her family name is superior to that of her spouse's, so she hyphenates her last name.
Jim is a sackless piece of crap. Can you believe she's keeping her name when they get married? Fucking hyphen-wife.
hyphen-wife by Larry Tiita July 17, 2010
Random guy 2 "hey did you hyphen my mum?"

Awesome Chad 1 "oh yes I always hyphen your mum"

Random guy 2 "OH YOU SUN OF A BI-"
Hyphen by Plane Jewus April 29, 2021

hyphen kid 

A kid with a hyphenated last name, which for some inexplicable reason makes them annoying.
So many hyphen kids on my roster...gonna be a long year.
hyphen kid by Jkelemenop June 6, 2016
A symbol.

-

Separates many parts of speech--
a very useful part-of-speech symbol.
hyphen by larstait October 15, 2003

Hyphen Busting 

The act of banging a woman with a hyphenated last name.
Courtney Cox-Arquette needs a good hyphen busting.
Hyphen Busting by WVUserg May 2, 2018

Hyphen Duphenator

May I use your Hyphen Duphenator to spark my bowl/ciggaret please?
Hyphen Duphenator by uknowhosketch January 26, 2009