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representing displeasure at stupid acts committed by person(s) named Jon.
Riding on top of cars that are moving at the speed of 20-30 mph.
hrmph by JRoe October 26, 2004
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From the Irish "Murphy" (to drink so profusely as to affect all aspects of one's character) and the Greek "Hermaphrodite," the word "Hrmph" has come about in both noun and verb forms:

Noun: A rather round faced object, capable of odd squeamish noises, often placed in trunks.

Verb: To overcome such an illogical and hysterical change, that society overlooks the absurdity of the change, and accepts it.
Noun: Whatcha gonna do with all those Hrmphs? All those Hrmphs up in your trunk?

Verb: Sean used to be a Yankee fan, but has sinced Hrmphed into a Met fan.
hrmph by Edmcd3 May 17, 2006
The act of eating something with great enthusiasm. The noise one makes when thoroughly enjoying a piece of food.
Did you see Smithers homph down on that sandwich?!
Homph by Weathersby September 25, 2010

Humphried 

1- Getting offside drunk. You are unable to say no to any drink placed in front of you and will swear its your last. You answer questions with facial ticks and grunts and often remove articles of clothing.
"oh man that guy is fuckin Humphried"

"Why is he taking his shirt off? Oh he's Humphried"
Humphried by Johnny Papagorgio January 6, 2012

hmph mode 

The super cute (joking)mode your girlfriend enters into after you do something she only kind of dislikes. I.e. didn't hold her hand, just teased her, almost gave her a kiss and pulled out, just pulled out in general. She may also pout and turn her back to you, in pretense that she's mad, knowing you won't be able to resist her cuteness.
Yopyo: You in hmph mode baby?
Chelle: Hmph
Yopyo: *smiles, hugs Chelle*
Chelle: *still hmphing*
hmph mode by phdreams90 April 20, 2015

Kris Humphriesing 

Manhandling a woman without intending to. Throwing her around in a spirit of playfulness that is unknowingly a bit too rough. Think Lennie in "Of Mice and Men."
Baby, stop Kris Humphriesing me, I'm gonna get another black & blue!
Kris Humphriesing by potofgold December 11, 2012
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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