A potentially disabling psychological disorder on the autism spectrum that causes the sufferer to be unable to stem the powerful tide of words and phrases they generate almost solely for the purpose of submission to Urban Dictionary.
She could suddenly find herself, on any given day, almost entirely incapacitated by what she later generated a fitting term for which was Hyperlexical Generation Disorder.
The pathological extreme of hyperrationalism, focused specifically on the worship of formal logical systems. It treats syllogistic validity as the highest virtue, often at the expense of truth, relevance, or human decency. If an argument is logically valid, it is deemed sound, regardless of whether its premises are connected to reality.
Example: Arguing, "If we accept that overpopulation is a problem, and that pandemics reduce population, then pandemics are a logical solution. I'm just following the logic." Hyperlogicalism proudly follows a chain of reasoning off a moral cliff, mistaking procedural correctness for wisdom.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle bitermay be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"