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Hyperlative 

A hyperbolic superlative. Often used to express an otherwise unquantifiable difference between two or more subjects or concepts. "This coffee is epic, its so strong it could melt a tank."
Movie trailers should stop using so many hyperlatives, nothing is the greatest anything of all time.
Hyperlative by Ravenpaine April 16, 2011

hyperslapped

When you smoke DMT one too many times and the entities decide to humble you. It's the DMT equivalent of a bad trip. Some people say they have PTSD from it.
Man, I smoked too much deems last night and the machine elves hyperslapped me.

hyperlaunch 

Take a successful and profitable business then quickly flush it down the shitter and make the staff hate you by making a series of bad management decisions and false promises.
After Jon took over the business everything went to shit. He knew he'd completely hyperlaunched it after everyone started leaving.
hyperlaunch by bigQmun March 30, 2009

Hypergelast 

someone who laughs excessively.

Etymology
From Ancient Greek ὑπέρ (huper, “over”) + γελαστής (gelastēs, “laugher”), from γελάω (gelaō, “I laugh”).
America had become a laughing nation, a country of frivolists and hypergelasts, a culture dangerously out of control." - Henry Jenkins; What Made Pistachio Nuts?; Columbia University Press; 1992
Hypergelast by Arash.Amiri October 18, 2012

hyperballad 

Story sung with implications for the future living with mindless needs.
Supporting a viewpoint that we should throw away excess above and beyond what is necessary.

Extreme to the point of contrapositional self reference in the next cultural or metaphysical paradigm.
Hyper ballein hyperbola ballad
Our lives in the bottom half of Earth's hourglass will uncover our hyperballad.

Hypezilla 

Someone that is at an above average level of hype. They are hyping a lot, but have not reached the level of a hype-o-potamus.
Check out hypezilla over there, that guys going to blow a fuse.