hypeoxia 

A serious chemical-imbalance in the respiratory system caused by excessive "puffing" --- i.e., super-praising "blow-hard" reviews of a person/product/idea that is just "inflated" and insincere "hot air".

Jay Bush must have gotten hypeoxia from all his bragging on TV about how great his baked beans were... some people might like them, but I think they taste awful.

hypeoxia by QuacksO March 6, 2019

anal cerebral hypoxia 

When someone makes poor decisions due to lack of oxygen to the brain by virtue of having ones head up his ass

I was very critical of President Obama until I learned he suffers from Anal Cerebral Hypoxia.

anal cerebral hypoxia by bamaroadhog June 12, 2015

hypoxia 

chill bro term/snowboard term. The act of being super hyped or stoked for any kind of steezy events (board sesh).

dude im so hypoxia to get out to the fresh gnar!
The hypoxia level of this board sesh is to the maximum!

hypoxia by wootnation February 21, 2011