hypoxia

chill bro term/snowboard term. The act of being super hyped or stoked for any kind of steezy events (board sesh).

dude im so hypoxia to get out to the fresh gnar!
The hypoxia level of this board sesh is to the maximum!

by wootnation February 21, 2011

anal cerebral hypoxia

When someone makes poor decisions due to lack of oxygen to the brain by virtue of having ones head up his ass

I was very critical of President Obama until I learned he suffers from Anal Cerebral Hypoxia.

by bamaroadhog June 12, 2015

Hypoxic Hummer

A sexual act performed in a private aircraft above 10,000 ft MSL in which the female co-pilot performs fellatio on the male pilot while humming “Off we go, into the wild blue yonder”. The pilot should remove supplemental oxygen 10 minutes prior to commencing to induce hypoxia and simulate auto-erotic asphyxiation. During the maneuver, the pilot operates the aircraft “lean of peak” to conserve fuel and minimize the production of green house gases. At the time of climax, the pilot should broadcast on 121.5: “One small step for man, one giant step for mankind.”

“Dude, Amelia gave me a hypoxic hummer on our flight here.”
“Kudos, you would make the Wright Brothers proud”

by legacyflyer August 28, 2009

hypoxic

1When you get turned on by the choke but take it too far ... lack of oxygen to body if choked too much and you get hypoxic or hypoxia.

2. when you are well known for choking in a clutch moment or final they could call you hypoxic

Greg N. went hypoxic after a choking session and his Nutbags went blue.

by Nutbag 101 November 16, 2017

hypeoxia

A serious chemical-imbalance in the respiratory system caused by excessive "puffing" --- i.e., super-praising "blow-hard" reviews of a person/product/idea that is just "inflated" and insincere "hot air".

Jay Bush must have gotten hypeoxia from all his bragging on TV about how great his baked beans were... some people might like them, but I think they taste awful.

by QuacksO March 6, 2019

hypoxicrite

Someone whose blood-oxygen levels are dangerously low due to all of his hollering, wheezing, snorting, and otherwise hyperventilating at others about their supposed faults/shortcomings, when he himself either does the very same (or far worse) things.

Gerald Strickland was a prime example of a hypoxicrite --- he loudly reprimanded anyone who either drank or didn't perform up to his standards ("Slacker!"), yet he himself was a closet-alcoholic and didn't even take proper steps to ensure the safety of the students under his supervision.

by QuacksO June 15, 2019