hypenitis

condition of suffering from being a hype

Drug Dealer: "Dude won't stop calling me, he got hypenitis like a motherfucker.

by Anonymous September 2, 2003

booty hypnotism

The act of being drawn reflexively to the sight of a gorgeous rear end of a female human. It is an uncontrolable response to the presence of booty thus falling under the category of hypnotism. This can occur at any time including times that would otherwise be considered inconvenient at best or dangerous at worst. For example; walking through the mall with your wife, girlfriend or significant other, In church, At a funeral, during business meetings, at your best friends house or while driving through a sub-urban or urban area.

Example 1:

<Bobby> "Dude, are you staring at my moms ass?!"
<Rick> "Sorry man, booty hypnotism."

Example 2:

<Bobby> "Dude! Watch the Road!"
<Rick> "Sorry! Man I'm sure glad that they dont factor in booty hypnotism when calculating your insurance rates. Mine would sky rocket!"

by Jedibean January 10, 2008

HypnotistSappho

1. A degenerate animal abuser

2. A pedophilic groomer

Known zoophile on twitter, Sappho is truly one of the worst zoophiles on that website. Casually "justifying" raping dogs, while having a history of sexually talking to underage teens.

Person 1 : Hey, someone called HypnotistSappho just followed me on twitter.

Person 2 : oh, block them. They diddle dogs.

by Ploonie November 21, 2021

hipetitis

pronunciation: "hipe-titus"
refering to one of more hippie stereotype, hipetitis commes in three forms:
hipetitis A, hippetitis B, and Hippetitis C. Hippetitis A is the worst and hippetitis C is the most mild. these descriptions will help you discern the different levels of hippetitis you are incountering:
one seen wearing a headband with dreadlocks, and a hackie sack would be considered hippetitis A. Hippetitis B would probably be more of a person with a frisbee, and a hackie sack.
Hippetitis A however can be more difficult to spot, just a tie-dyed shirt can indicate hippetitis A.

"dude, check that guy with the marley cranked and the hackie sack goin.... its a total case of hippetitis."

by schmuckey MCduckey June 30, 2005

hypenotize

To persuade a group of people to accept and believe something that is not true or to prevent a group of people from figuring out something that is true using hype and propaganda.

The government constantly hypenotizes us with exaggerated, bogus statistics and other lies.

by Gaga Honk June 6, 2011

hypenesis

<Hype-ness-es >
The moment where hype begins to gain momentum. The genesis of hype.

Bro1 - we should throw a rager!
Broette1- down!
Bro2- down!

-Bro3 and Broette2 overhear chatter and curiously enter room-

Bro3 - are you all throwing a rager without us?
Broette2 - better not be!
Bro1 - no, never. This is the hypenesis. Spread word.
Bro2- Bro
Broette1- Bro
Bro3- Bro
Broette2- Bro

- ultimate rager commences -

by J-Dub from 707 November 20, 2019

Triggersy Haydenitis

A disease that can be triggered by inserting long objects into the rectum without any knowledge of it or consent. This disease makes anyone a disgruntled, angry third Reich supporter, and can make the victim say uncontrollable things in frustration and despair.

Symptoms include: Repeated rectal insertion of objects larger than 4 inches of girth. Urges to gas the filthy Jew dogs.

Sentences: - "I've contracted a dick in my ass"

edit* - "I've contracted Triggersy Haydenitis"

by The Third Reich June 12, 2017