hwallnuts 

Rico, aka hwallnuts, is my bestest ever friend

we met 27th December 2021 on Omegle

I decided to rewrite this cuz I didn't like the other one

I love rico I've texted em every single day APART FROM 2 DAYS WHEN HIS WIFI WAS CUT OFF AND I LITTERALLY DIED, EVERYONE WAS CALLING ME MENTAL💔💔

anyways everyone should stan rico they're the funniest living being ever and AND IF A DOUBLE DECKER BUUUSSS CRASHES INTO USSS TO DIE BY UR SIDE IS SUCH A HEAVENLY WAY TO DIEE

hwallnuts is jus a username ricippie uses

hwallnuts by cherrae August 13, 2022

wallnuts

Small, dried balls of turd that hang off the butthole hairs.

"Whoa, I need a shower... I've gotta wash off some crusty wallnuts"

wallnuts by WingNut November 7, 2008

Wallnuts

Synonym for Republicans. After the endorsement of Donald Trump's quixotic wall into the official Republican platform, the Republicans have all collectively and inadvertently become Wallnuts

Donald J. Trump is the new leader of the Republicans or as my kids call them, Wallnuts.

Wallnuts by Underdoggie July 12, 2016

wallnuts

Small, dried balls of turd that hang off the butthole hairs.

"Whoa, I need a shower... I've gotta wash off some crusty wallnuts"

wallnuts by WingNut November 6, 2008

wallnuts

the art of holding ejactulation long enough in doggie style position until the male pulls out and shoots ejaculate over his partner and above the headboard on to the wall.

"I think it's time for you to paint your bedroom, there are numerous wallnuts above your headboard".

wallnuts by Mike Oxlongerest April 2, 2011

Winter Wallnuts 

The inexplainable shrivelled shape a male scrotum achieves when subjected to freezing temperatures.

"It's so cold today, my bollocks have turned into Winter Wallnuts!"

Winter Wallnuts by TheAlanFella November 5, 2008